TV Chef Lidia Bastianich Wearing a Wig.

1041Television chef and alleged slave owner, Lidia Bastianich, has finally done away with the spray-on scalp camouflage auburn-brown for her bald head, and she can now be seen boiling shellfish alive in a buttery rissoto broth while wearing her brand new wig which she had styled by the same man who cuts MSNBC’s Chris Matthews’ real hair.

Close up pics of Lydia’s wig here –>Lydias Wig Photos Up close. 

EDITOR’S NOTE:  Lidia is not wearing a wig per se,  She is wearing a man’s toupee which doesn’t blend in well with her barely existing side hair.  It is, however, nicer than the spray on hair she was using and there is no longer any danger of her dogs dying of lead poisoning from eating the paint chips on her pillow.lydia2

For years, the alleged slave owner/chef, was cursed with a head that looked like a piece of volcanic rock from Mount Vesuvius.    Of course she did have a few wisps of hair, but no one would ever eat anything she made with angel hair pasta for fear that any piece could actually be a piece of Lidia’s falling hair.

According to a source close to the bald TV chef, Lidia started having a hard time organizing dinner parties and luncheons.  Finally she faced the bald truth.

“Nobody would come. If you only knew how many times Lidia’s friends and family bit into a piece of angel hair pasta only to find that it was actually one of the last remaining strands of Lydia’s hair — and she’s no angel.  It got to the point where one could only eat her acclaimed shrimp with angel hair pasta if the guy from the barber shop was there sweeping up around the seats.”

According to what we here at The Damien Zone can measure via the HD plasma screen on which we watch Lidia Bastianich, it’s safe to assume that her head is far too huge and misshapen for most lady’s wigs.   It’s actually kind of funny to see a woman wearing a bad man’s toupee, but the food she was making looked good and the danger of hair in dish was greatly diminished.

A former slave added this little tidbit of information about Lidia’s new hair.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA“Lidia is a huge fan of MSNBC newsman Chris Matthews and when she contacted him about his hair, a style which she admires greatly, Chris referred her to his stylist Raul St. Pierre, who did the best he could to make Lidia’s toupee look like a delicate woman’s hairstyle.  Things seem to working out well,  but now that Lidia has locked the stylist in the basement of her home and making him slave over her new hair, he has no time for Chris Matthews who is starting to look a little unkempt.”

42 thoughts on “TV Chef Lidia Bastianich Wearing a Wig.

  1. Here, we thought all along that Lidia had gone through ‘chemo-radiation’ from Cancer & her hair was growing back after losing it!!! What a joke on us! Sincerely, Anonymous

  2. You know, you’re just mean. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

  3. I think Lidia’s hair looks fabulous! As a woman who has thinning hair, it’s good to know that you can look like a woman and not have to buy those itchy wigs sold in magazines.

  4. I think Lidia’s hair looks sexy! As a woman with thinning hair, it’s good to know I won’t have to trap rats for their silky fur anymore.

  5. Why not a hair transplant. Certainly can afford it. What is more worrisome is the slop she cooks up and then tastes with gusto.

  6. She cannot get a hair transplant because she has no donor hair. Her entire head is bald. Usually, a man can get a transplant because parts of his head — like the back — do not have the genetic makeup to fall out. Those are the hairs that get transplanted. The scar that runs from the back of one ear to the other — that 6 to 7 inch strip from which the plugs are taken – is masked by the hair above it. In Lydia’s case, her entire head was bald — no “donor” hair.

  7. I do not understand the animosity toward Lidia. Even if she is a hard boss to her employees that doesn’t make her an all-around evil person. Lots of people in Hollywood are horrible to work with and yet adored. Please, spare us all your mean-spiritedness. Isn’t there enough of that in the world?

  8. She was accused of keeping a slave — a woman to whom she promised fame and fortune but instead stuck her with the job of cleaning the diapers of a 100-year-old woman — did you understand that part? Of course nothing came of it because she paid off the woman who made the accusations — which, in my opinion — were 100% true. The mean-spiritedness comes from slave owners — celebrities who take advantage of their fans.

  9. Love the recipes that Lidia cooks. And I had learned how to make lots if her recipes. Lidia looks soo beautiful. She is soo nice. She explains her recipes so great. And easy to make. Thank you Lidia.

  10. Love the recipes that Lidia cooks. And I had learned how to make lots if her recipes. Lidia looks soo beautiful. She is soo nice. She explains her recipes so great. And easy to make. Thank you Lidia. MARLENE Greenman

  11. Thank you for the honesty.
    I thought I was the only one who thought these things.
    I love your article.

  12. What a sad bunch of queens with no life that come here to bash someone that they don’t know.

  13. Americans who believe everything they read. why don’t they read between the lines and realize what’s really going on in this country? Bored ignorant people!!

  14. i just want to know WHAT kind of rice she uses that only takes 10-12 minutes to cook? i didnt know that Uncle Ben was one of her vendors..i have a top of the line Japanese rice cooker and it takes 20-30 minutes even on the stove it takes 20 minutes… she is the biggest phony butt on tv… the way she talks she gets her accents mixed up..and i almost died when she said that “shelling fava beans was fastidious work,no idiot its tedious work.. and “cooking should be a family ordeal ” Ordeal ?? well that about sums up her attitude towards cooking… dont it ?

  15. I know, Theresa. You know, with a name like RICE you better not get too close to Lidia and a pot of boiling water.

  16. Female pattern baldness is a thing. Lots of women have this and most older women do. Not everyone goes totally bald, but it’s pretty hard to deal with anyway. Shame on people for making fun and saying she wears a toupee; women wear toppers. Her lifestyle aside – whatever that’s about (bs anyway) – I’m glad some women are
    Willing to show their truths. Plus, her son is hot! ?

  17. I made a mushroom sauce with pasta, Lidia’s recipe. Everybody loved it. Simple and good.i eat basics usually. I like her hair, I have thinning hair, wow what a pain it can be. And she looks so good!

  18. What bothers me about Lydia, is that she is on PBS, cooking a storm and unlike other cooks on PBS she gives out no recipe….you must purchase her books in order to get recipes, and really that is not fare! It’s not like she needs the money and she is on Public Television for God Sake! Get real Lydia. We all love to cook bout we watch your show and should in titled to the recipes without having to buy your book. How much money do you need!

  19. I think Lydia looks great in her wig. Would you share privately the name of the wig maker? I’m having the same problem and love, love, the style and look of hers. Only if you can, thank you!

    Dorothy

  20. I get her recipes on google all the time. You have to have name of recipe

    I though her claim to fame was her culinary expertise

    I didn’t realize that someone’s hair issue was could be used in such a cruel manner and was if so much interest to anyone. JEALOUSY

    As my grandmother would say , “Don’t say anything bad about someone cause if it doesn’t happen to u it will happen to your great grand child”.

  21. Lidia is the best chef on tv right now Her meals always look great and her recipes are available online She shares a lot of technique which is a greater key to great cooking than a recipe A cook can vary a recipe once the technique is understood I have watched her since the beginning Yes her hair issue was always apparent but I found her attractive even then The piece she wears now is very flattering and seems also to have made her more comfortable before the camera As to being a slave owner: That is very unkind Anyone who wants to be a successful business owner especially in the high end restaurant business had better be demanding and run a tight ship Lidia you are the best

  22. I love Lidia. She’s like a grandmother to me. You who speak rude of her, may God deal with you and your cruelty in a way that you will never recover from.

  23. Shelly — Lidia doesn’t even know that you exist, you moron. The last person who thought of Lidia as a “grandmother” ended up wiping some old lady’s ass of shit while believing that Lidia was going to make her a star. Look up the story, you stupid ass.

  24. Must be exhausting to be so hateful. Taking the name of the devil is very suitable. Be sure to prepare your speech for your Maker when he asks what lead you the depths of hell on earth!!

  25. Damian, Damiano. The name is a variation of Damian which comes from the Greek Damianos. This form originates from the Greek daman, which means ‘mighty’ or ‘powerful’. YOU ARE A NITWIT. WANDA —

  26. I also have the same hair problem and would love to know name of wig co. I love her and her look and receipes.

  27. I also have the same hair problem and would love to know name of wig co. I love her look and recipes.

  28. I also have the same hair problem and would love to know name of wig co. I love her look and recipes.this is my first comment and being on this site.

  29. Lydia’s hair looks horrible – whoever styled it for her should go back to school and lear hair 101. She looks like a man. She has no fashion style or makeup style whatsoever. She needs professionals to dress her and try to make her a little more attractive and feminine. I would think she is not a very nice person to her staff just by the way she looks on TV. Someone please help her.

  30. What a vile article and some vile comments to go with it. A person’s disease or conditions are not a joke. Can you imagine how difficult it would be to be in the public eye?

  31. VILE!!!! You have a hotmail address — is this 1998? Listen, Lydia kept an Italian woman enslaved as a turd nurse for an elderly woman whose care was entrusted to lydia. Instead, she brought over a wanna-be chef from Italy with the promise of a career as a chef and TV hostess but instead used her as a slave to take care of the 101 year old woman to save money on nurse care that she herself had promised to provide. Do you see why she deserves to be bald and for me to mock her? Lydia was almost charged in NYC with “keeping a slave” and “human trafficking” but got off because she paid off the young woman from Italy with a $50,000 pay out. You have no clue what a rotten bald bitch Lydia is. Read up on it, you fucking nitwit.

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