Rumours are flying around that Casey Anthony, the oddly-breasted Mother-Of-The-Year, has had a breast reduction […]
Year: 2011
Stupid Peace Vigil for Caylee Anthony — but where is Casey Anthony Hiding?
Following Anthony’s high profile prison release early this morning, a group of Orlando weirdoes organized a […]
Bigfoot Sightings All Over Northern New Jersey?
THIS IS A TRUNCATED REPORT FROM THE BIGFOOT WATCH ASSOCIATION OF CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS. THE ENTIRE REPORT […]
Bodybuilder Drag Queen: “An Inspiration To The Youth Of Poor White America.”
“Bodybuilding drag queens are people too and we like to think that our Joe Zet […]
California Woman Cuts Off Her Husband’s Penis
Covering her face with her long dark hair to avoid television cameras, a Southern California […]
Mila Kunis Accepts Date From Soldier — Her Whole Life Is A Publicity Stunt.
Mila Kunis is so desperate for fame that she has accepted a date that was […]
GET ALEC BALDWIN OFF OF TCM! THE ESSENTIALS.
ROBERT OSBORNE, THE HOST OF TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES, IS TEMPORARILY OFF FROM HIS DUTIES DUE […]
Tiger Woods Announces Retirement
UPDATE: HE WAS SUPPOSED TO ANNOUNCE THIS BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE HE CHANGED HIS […]