“What a fabulous queen,” exclaimed passenger Frank D’Angelo, 81, of Brooklyn. “I guess she just couldn’t […]
Year: 2010
Jamie Lee Curtis Fears: “Activia makes me shit my pants uncontrollably.”
Activia yogurt might contain bacteria that help your digestion, but when “actress” Jamie Lee Curtis, […]
PATRICIA NEAL DIES at 84 – Klaatu. Mirada. Nikto!
Actress and alien enabler, Patricia Neal, who won an Oscar in 1964 for “Hud” and […]
POLICE FEAR: “Sally Field tried to maim Doctor G. Medical Examiner.”
“Im just recovering from my injuries,” said Dr. Janet Garavaglia, known better to cable TV […]
DNA TEST PROVES: JAMES CAMERON is MARTHA WASHINGTON
DNA test have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the man who brought […]
SNOOKI’S NEWEST BOYFRIEND IDENTIFIED!!!!!
Snooki has a new man and his name is ………. NICHOLAS DEBARTOLOMEIS of Toms River, […]
“JERSEY SHORE’S” SNOOKIE MUGSHOT PROVES SHE IS A BODY SNATCHER.
Seaside Heights, New Jersey police have found giant pea pods in the basement of the […]
Marilyn Monroe regrets that she can’t sing “Happy Birthday” to President Obama today.
The overhyped in death, sorta-slutty drug addicted Marilyn Monroe would have been 84 years old last […]