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SAM CHAMPION PLASTIC SURGERY?

TV Weatherman Sam Champion, looks like he has his face pushed into a 70 mile per hour wind — in other words — his face looks stretched and pulled.  Has Sam had some plastic surgery — maybe even a face lift?  It sure looks like it.  Something looks weird about him — is he just getting old or what? According to Dr. Raymond Totondi. a plastic surgeon at The Skylight Institute on Park Avenue in NYC, Sam is looking a

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Bengt Holst is Mentally Sick? Sanity of Copenhagen Zoo Director In Question.

Bengt Holst is Mentally Sick? Sanity of Copenhagen Zoo Director In Question. A team of forensic psychologists are planning to assemble in The Netherlands. Their goal? To have Bengt Holst, the director of the Copenhagen zoo, declared legally insane or have him brought  up on animal cruelty charges or to have him declared incompetent and unable to work at anything but menial jobs. Local law enforcement agents are considering having Holst brought forward for a competency hearing and they too are

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Meet The Actor Who Plays Hans Strudel in the Toaster Strudel Commercials.

Meet The Actor Who Plays Hans Strudel in the Toaster Strudel Commercials. “Some Americans called it ’Gestapo’ and they did not like the one commercial where I kicked down the door and it looked like I barged into the home of innocent people. I don’t see what was wrong with that.” [Gregory Von Straussen aka Hans Strudel]. Gregory Von Straussen just recently turned fourteen years old, and the yodeling Tyrolean-Austrian boy is one of America’s most famous faces — so why doesn’t

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E Harmony Granddaughter is Pro Gay Marriage

E Harmony’s Dr. Neil Clark Warren may be a bigoted guy who is opposed to gay marriage, but his grandaughter Caroline — the one with the speech impediment who appears in his commercials sporting blond pigtails — does not agree with her grandfather’s stand on gay issues. Caroline has been to many speech therapists and a cure has not been found, yet when it comes to modern social issues, the little actress speaks a lot more clearly than her stuffy

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“Bruce Jenner is Definitely Getting a Sex Change” says expert?

“….it’s all part of the Kardashian’s master plan for a mega-season storyline wherein Bruce finally gets sexual assignment surgery and changes his name — according to rumor — to Caitlyn Jenner.” [The Damien Zone – Damien LeGallienne] If it walks like a duck, it’s probably a duck and if a guy looks like he is going through a sex-change procedure, it is safe to say that he probably is doing just that. It’s becoming more and more obvious that in

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Denmark Zoo Kills Giraffe and Feeds Him to Lions.

“The veterinary version of  Josef Mengele is alive and well and calling the shots at the Copenhagen Zoo.  It seems he is the person in Denmark who determines which animals are fit to live and procreate and which are inferior or flawed. Then he dissects them in front of children” [Damien LeGallienne,  10, February 2014] TheDamienZone.com is calling for a boycott on tourism to Denmark — especially Copenhagen — especially the murderous zoo where they killed a giraffe because they didn’t like

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Ellen Degeneres Gladys phone call HILARIOUS HOAX!

LISTEN UP, VIEWERS! GLADYS from AUSTIN and her, “I love Jesus, but I drink a little,” is – was – and will forever be —- a hilarious hoax! NOTE TO MY READERS:   Prior to this draft, there was another version of this story.  In that version, which was up online for several months,  I expressed my annoyance with Ellen and the comedian who played the part of Gladys on the telephone.    I thought the whole thing was stupid

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Old Lady Hits Car and Airbag HOAX FAKE.

“He even tried to make it look like it was in the USA for some reason because he imagines himself to be a Hollywood star in spite of the fact that he gets turned down for even the smallest parts in Danish TV and stage.” [Lise Munchen, Videographer, Copenhagen, Denmark] There is a new moronic Face book “share” going around where an elderly lady whacks the bumper of a rude driver’s car and sets the airbag off in his face.

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