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Category: Hollywood
USA Today and Stephen Hawking — Two Idiots.
USA Today — the newspaper that people only read at airports because of the colorful […]
Ashton Kutcher is going to PUNK the producers of Two And A Half Men.
“We are very aware that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutscher have scummed their longtime buddy […]
Ron Jeremy To Read From Bin Laden’s Porn at The White House.
“America’s First Lady is so happy that they found Bin Laden’s stash of porno magazines, […]
Newt Gingrich Has No Chance To Win. Don’t Donate to His Campaign.
This is just a kindly note to anyone thinking of contributing to Newt Gingrich’s recently […]
John McCain is a complete idiot — sabotaging the Republican party.
It finally dawned on me today that the John McCain’s only qualification as a presidential candidate […]
Princess Beatrice Hat Auction on EBAY
The schizophrenic hat worn by Princess Beatrice at Britain’s royal wedding is to be auctioned to […]
Mary Tyler Moore Has A Brain Tumor — but she’ll be okay.
Mary Tyler Moore has a type of brain tumor called a meningioma and today doctors […]