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Tony Geary’s Quits Wearing a New Toupee. Moves to Holland.

After 37 steady years,  Tony Geary,  the actor who dutifully played the role of Luke Spencer on the iconic soap-opera GENERAL HOSPITAL, has finally called it quits.  He says that he is moving to Holland where he can walk around and not be bothered by the annoying American fans — the very fans who have enabled him to earn tens of millions of dollars over the years. What a freaking loser!  I am glad that he is troubled with heat intolerance

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AIRLINE SEATS EQUIPPED WITH FART ABSORBING PADS

AIRLINE SEATS EQUIPPED WITH FART ABSORBING PADS   Ever since the tragic events of 9-11, the airline industry in the USA and abroad has had to put aside any thought of luxury or customer comfort so as to make their business at least semi-profitable and seemingly streamlined.  The extra security thrust upon the weary traveler has slowed everyone down, and airplanes are booked to last-minute sardine capacity.  An in-flight meal is either non-existent or it’s simply an unidentifiable rubbery sandwich

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Jimmy Kimmel – Kids Gay Marriage Video. FAIL.

Jimmy Kimmel is a very popular late night talk show in the USA.    He is very well liked and is viewed mostly as a non-polarizing and non-partisan comedic interviewer.   In other words,  he doesn’t offend too many people in a country where everyone seems to get outrageously touchy over the simplest of things. Recently, however, Jimmy Kimmel’s staff of writers  — which includes Jimmy himself — may have pushed the envelope a bit too far. If you didn’t already know, the

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Michael Phelps, A-Rod , Justin Bieber, BULGES.

Michael Phelps, Peyton Manning and Alex Rodriguez, they are giants of their games. Lebron James towers on the basketball court, Michael Phelps is a tall drink of water in the pool, Peyton Manning reigns tall on the football field and Alex Rodriguez is at the height of his game on the baseball diamond.  So how tall are these sports super stars is not really as important as is their penis size when it comes to how the penis interferes with

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Soldier Refuses to Tip Server is a HOAX !

The community of FACEBOOK SIMPLETONS — a rather new and distinct underprivileged ethnic group — is at it again.  This time it’s another fake “no tip for you” receipt from a soldier who wrote that his tip would be zero because, in his perfectly scrawled words he stated:  “My tip is the freedoms I provided you while serving my country.”   This story is a hoax — IT NEVER HAPPENED.   Is it possible that Dana Morales is at it

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Franco’s Home Run Stealing Ball Bully Identified!

Fox Sports Arizona announcers Steve Berthiaume and Bob Brenly were in complete shock yesterday when a big, beer belly, pushy, bully, block-headed douche bag shoved an older woman like she was a piece of dirt in in the gutter just so he could retrieve Maikel Franco’s first home run ball at the Diamondback -Phillies game. The big slob was later identified as Brod Kearnbleu, a 33-year-old locker room attendant and laundry manager at a men’s spa and sauna  somewhere north of

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Dumb Bitchy Queens Throw Bruce Jenner Under a Bus.

The Bitchy Queens of the USA, (heretofore a distinct ethnic group unto themselves) are now living in a world where they despise Bruce Jenner.    Let me explain why. A genuine, old school American hero, has announced that he is a transsexual.  How non-threatening and white bread can you get?. You’d think that this would be an incredible way for the LGBT community to put a great and famous face on the issue of gender identity and transsexualism.   Right?   WRONG! Bruce Jenner, after

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Trey Gowdy’s New Hairstyle Saves The World.

In  his unyielding quest to locate Hillary Clinton’s deleted emails, South Carolina Congressman Trey Gowdy has had to pull his thinning wisps of hair into a swirling beehive — and the fashion police  LOVE IT! “Trey is a lot like Veronica Lake,” said one Washington DC insider. It seems that During World War II, Veronica Lake cut and pulled up her famous peekaboo locks to show American women that long hair can be a hazard on the job. At the

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