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MISFITS RUIN RUTGERS CLASS OF 2014 GRADUATION.

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While most of what I call the “S.W.A.F.” community — Students With A Future —  at Rutgers University are finishing up their studies and preparing to move onward and upward with their lives, their polar opposites — your garden variety  bunch of campus misfits and sub-mediocrities — decided they were going to cause some trouble. By causing this trouble, the misfits have deprived the normal-minded and otherwise academically inspired class of graduating seniors — Rutgers University Class of 2014 —  from receiving a commencement speech delivered […]

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Could Sanjay Gupta Spread Ebola Virus to the USA?

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Sanjay Gupta MD is a doctor who makes most of his money selling books and being a medical correspondent for CNN. He’s not usually as annoying as most cable news correspondents, but right now, perhaps in pursuit of a Pulizter Prize or something, he has been traveling to Guinea – a former French colony on the west coast of central Africa — to do stories about the people there who are dying from the deadly and incurable Ebola virus. He […]

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Gwenyth Paltrow Dating Joey Lawrence?

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Rumors are flying throughout Hollywood about the secret romance that might very well have caused the breakup of Gwenyth Paltrow’s ten year marriage to Coldplay’s leading man, Chris Martin. Many insiders believe that friction between the Hollywood super-couple, began as soon as Gwenyth started to pal around with actor/musician Joey Lawrence — a former child actor who found fame in such memorable TV shows as “BLOSSOM” and “MELISSA and JOEY” Producer, Mildred Scalfani, who recently shot the film “Bigfoot Adirondack […]

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SAM CHAMPION PLASTIC SURGERY?

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TV Weatherman Sam Champion, looks like he has his face pushed into a 70 mile per hour wind — in other words — his face looks stretched and pulled.  Has Sam had some plastic surgery — maybe even a face lift?  It sure looks like it.  Something looks weird about him — is he just getting old or what? According to Dr. Raymond Totondi. a plastic surgeon at The Skylight Institute on Park Avenue in NYC, Sam is looking a […]

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Bengt Holst is Mentally Sick? Sanity of Copenhagen Zoo Director In Question.

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Bengt Holst is Mentally Sick? Sanity of Copenhagen Zoo Director In Question. A team of forensic psychologists are planning to assemble in The Netherlands. Their goal? To have Bengt Holst, the director of the Copenhagen zoo, declared legally insane or have him brought  up on animal cruelty charges or to have him declared incompetent and unable to work at anything but menial jobs. Local law enforcement agents are considering having Holst brought forward for a competency hearing and they too are […]

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Meet The Actor Who Plays Hans Strudel in the Toaster Strudel Commercials.

Meet The Actor Who Plays Hans Strudel in the Toaster Strudel Commercials. “Some Americans called it ’Gestapo’ and they did not like the one commercial where I kicked down the door and it looked like I barged into the home of innocent people. I don’t see what was wrong with that.” [Gregory Von Straussen aka Hans Strudel]. Gregory Von Straussen just recently turned fourteen years old, and the yodeling Tyrolean-Austrian boy is one of America’s most famous faces — so why doesn’t […]

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E Harmony Granddaughter is Pro Gay Marriage

E Harmony’s Dr. Neil Clark Warren may be a bigoted guy who is opposed to gay marriage, but his grandaughter Caroline — the one with the speech impediment who appears in his commercials sporting blond pigtails — does not agree with her grandfather’s stand on gay issues. Caroline has been to many speech therapists and a cure has not been found, yet when it comes to modern social issues, the little actress speaks a lot more clearly than her stuffy […]

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“Bruce Jenner is Definitely Getting a Sex Change” says expert?

“….it’s all part of the Kardashian’s master plan for a mega-season storyline wherein Bruce finally gets sexual assignment surgery and changes his name — according to rumor — to Caitlyn Jenner.” [The Damien Zone – Damien LeGallienne] If it walks like a duck, it’s probably a duck and if a guy looks like he is going through a sex-change procedure, it is safe to say that he probably is doing just that. It’s becoming more and more obvious that in […]

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