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Jet Blue Pilot Had Alien Chip In His Head.

He went nuts on a Jet Blue flight and had to be restrained by passengers.  He ranted and raved about terrorists and the plane being “taken down.”  The plane he was supposed to be piloting had to make an emergency landing in Amarillo, Texas.  The co-pilot had to lock himout of the cockpit because he had a meltdown….but did he really?   Did the Jet Blue pilot who lit up the news yesterday really have a meltdown or is he just another in a long line of alien implanted people who’s chips are malfunctioning?

“It was rather confusing when a news reporter slipped up and said that the pilot was in a Texas hosiptal and under the care of the FBI.” said worlf famous physician and UFO expert, Dead Traherne MD.

“Who the hell has a meltdown and is put in the hands of the FBI?  That was a mjor slip up by a reporter who is probably himself implanted with a chip that was malfunctioning.

This pilot was a highly regimented professional, but what he didn’t know was that he was implanted with an alien chip which was removed earlier today by surgeons at an undisclosed Texas hospital.”

There are a rash of chip meltdowns lately — a few have taken place in the air and many have taken place in the news media.

More info as the story comes in.

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