“Snooki, the sub-human Jersey Shore mutant has been sentenced to 30-days in jail by an Italian civil court judge who revoked her international driver’s license and ordered her deported after her prison term is up,” said an undisclosed source close to the courthouse. “She is a disgrace to the USA and thank God she isn’t really of Italian ancestry.” That remark alluded to the fact that Snooki is some kind of Aztec or something who was adopted by Italian-Americans as
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The cast of Jersey Shore did not get the rousing welcome or splash of news attention they thought they would get when they went to Italy this month so they decided to stage a car crash with a cop car. These Guidos and Guidettes will do anything for attention They say there is no such thing as bad press but this time there might be bad press and then some– and an Italian Judge is ready to throw the book
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“It is nothing if not an unorthodox approach to child rearing and maybe a sick way to get a reality show deal. ” [Damien LeGallienne] A psychotic Toronto couple says they are trying to raise a genderless child and they’re refusing to reveal baby Storm’s sex to encourage a more neutral approach to the infant. In other words, they are f**king up their kid from the very beginning. Hiding the 4-month-old’s sex from the outside world is a “tribute to freedom and choice”
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Okay — TV and motion picture actor Jeff Conaway was treated for drug addiction on TV by a doctor named Drew Pinsky. Dr. Pinsky seems to be a little screwed up in the head –especially when reporting on the condition of his TV patient Jeff Conaway after he paid a visit to the comatose actor at the hospital in Encino, California. He said one thing before Jeff died and now he’s saying somthing completely different after the 60 year-old actor’s death
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He was known as “the godfather of rap” –the music that downgraded American culture and taste. He composed the 1974 compilation album, “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”. The poet, ( yawn) musician and author Gil Scott-Heron died Fri. at 62, according to his U.K. book publisher, Jamie Byng, who made the announcement via Twitter. Lisa Gottheil, a publicist for Scott-Heron’s label, XL Recordings, confirmed via email that he died Fri. at a New York City hospital. A friend who answered
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Sepsis is a serious medical condition caused by an overwhelming immune response to infection. Chemicals released into the blood to fight infection trigger widespread inflammation. Inflammation may result in organ damage. Blood clotting during sepsis reduces blood flow to limbs and internal organs, depriving them of nutrients and oxygen. In severe cases, one or more organs fail. In the worst cases, infection leads to a life-threatening drop in blood pressure, called septic shock. This can quickly lead to the failure
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According to a recent study done by the American Academy of Citizen Debt and Collections (AACDC) — the city in the USA with highest percentage of people who do not pay their bills is a little place called Cream Ridge, New Jersey. “Cream Ridge is about an hour ride to Philadelphia,” said a local merchant who spoke anonymously. “It’s a town of horse farms and plant nurseries and regular working people. It’s really a nice place but nobody pays their
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