Elizabeth Olsen, the younger sister of the two trained chimps who used to hang all […]
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Is Baby Doc Duvalier dying?
He speaks in a weak voice. He looks like shit, and he has come back […]
Chinese President Is Short.
The government of China has released a statement describing President Hu’s height as 5 feet […]
Freezing cold weather in New Jersey Tonight!
Here is some advice from our homeless golden radio voice guy, Ted Williams.
Laura Vikmanis – oldest Cincinnati Ben-Gal.
Laura Vikmanis is the oldest cheerleader in the NFL and perhaps the oldest woman in […]
Who is the President of China?
QUESTION: WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF CHINA ANSWER: HU IS THE PRESIDENT OF CHINA. QUESTION: […]
The Fountain Lady — asshole.
Fountain Lady, who became an Internet sensation last week after walking into a mall […]
Roger Ebert — new face.
Film critic Roger Ebert’s jawbone was partially removed due to cancer in 2006. Through his […]