“I have more talent that my sisters, what can I say,” said Elizabeth as she fed her sister Ashley a banana and some Purina Monkey Chow at a rehab where both her sisters are being treated for numerous addictions and conditions and sydromes.
“Some people say that this will end up like “Whatever Happened to Babay Jane”– that I will grow up and my sisters will be two broken down old nobodies who sponge off of me, but I don’t think that will happen because they both shouldn’t live long. I mean, they are really screwed up — but I love them even though I have the talent in the family and they look like rhesus monkies.”
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