Kathy Griffin is officially no longer funny and friends in her inner circle fear […]
Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
LINDSAY LOHAN’S FATHER NOT WELCOME TO VISIT HER IN JAIL.
Incarcerated temporary lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, has made it clear that her father Michael Lohan is […]
Animal Rights Comic Carol Leifer rips Janet Jackson for fur ad. Janet agrees to have late term abortion to even things out.
From Facebook: Carol Leifer Are you f’in kidding me?!? Janet Jackson doing ads for Blackglama […]
Lance Armstrong hires criminal defense attorney because — well, you know he did “it.”
He says it’s just a formality but somebody’s got the “juice” on this guy and […]
CORONERS FEAR: “Brittany Murphy and Simon Moonjack were vampires.”
The Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office has determined that Simon Monjack died from acute pneumonia […]
COREY HAIM REINCARNATED AS A WHITE BABY IN A BLACK FAMILY
A Nigerian couple in England are the proud parents of what appears to be a […]
EXHUMED ELVIS LESBIAN ROBOT ZOMBIE GETS $35K SETTLEMENT OVER CANCELED PROM.
A lesbian student who was really an animated doll that which was fashioned from the […]
LINDSAY LOHAN IS IN JAIL, ROBERT SHAPIRO IS A PHONY and JUDGE MARSHA REVEL IS A HERO.
SOMEDAY SOMEBODY IS EITHER GOING TO THANK THIS JUDGE OR AT LEAST GIVE HER CREDIT […]