Elizabeth Olsen, the younger sister of the two trained chimps who used to hang all […]
Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
Is Baby Doc Duvalier dying?
He speaks in a weak voice. He looks like shit, and he has come back […]
Chinese President Is Short.
The government of China has released a statement describing President Hu’s height as 5 feet […]
Freezing cold weather in New Jersey Tonight!
Here is some advice from our homeless golden radio voice guy, Ted Williams.
Laura Vikmanis – oldest Cincinnati Ben-Gal.
Laura Vikmanis is the oldest cheerleader in the NFL and perhaps the oldest woman in […]
Who is the President of China?
QUESTION: WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF CHINA ANSWER: HU IS THE PRESIDENT OF CHINA. QUESTION: […]
The Fountain Lady — asshole.
Fountain Lady, who became an Internet sensation last week after walking into a mall […]
Roger Ebert — new face.
Film critic Roger Ebert’s jawbone was partially removed due to cancer in 2006. Through his […]