Assault in a tanning salon, writing bad checks, Federal income tax evasion — it’s all in a day’s work for Mike The Situation Sorentino of MTV’s Jersey Shore. But, as the jowly faced 30+ something moron waits to hear about his sentencing on all of these various crimes, his get-me-a-paper-bag face is changing from a kinda homely guy with a nice set of guns and abs, to a really fugly, cheeky and jowly guy whose abs and guns have gone to “pushing-forty” seed.
The Situation already had a very prominent Robert DeNiro type of mole on his upper cheek, but his recent battles with career failure and the the threat of an extended stay in a federal prison have caused physiological changes which have led to a serious outbreak of excess moles on both his face and body. The Damien Zone has drawn black dots over the new moles to enhance them and we realize that the photo looks faked. But he had them covered with makeup and we wanted you to see the new spots.
In a recent court appearance, The Situation’s signature mole was now accompanied by a bunch of satellite moles and spots. One mole might be called a beauty mark but a cluster of moles is not something anyone would find to be appealing unless they had a fetish for moles or blemishes.
“The Situation might be suffering from adrenal fatigue or adrenal exhaustion and this can cause muscle loss and outbreaks of moles due to the body’s inability to combat the inflammation that comes with excess secretion of the adrenal hormone cortisol,” said Dr. Ray Totondi of The Skylight Institute for Health and Wellness in Zurich.
“The adrenal glands are two small pieces of tissue that sit on top of the kidneys. They are glands that produce hormones pretty much make or break the way our bodies work. The hormones important, as far as The Situation goes, are CORTISOL and ADRENALIN. Too much cortisol – from stress or serious illness — can cause extreme facial and abdominal fatness and loss of muscle. It also accelerates the inflammation that leads to mole formation as a result of too much exposure to sun or tanning beds. Too much adrenaline leads to hypertension and abnormal behavior. The cycle is serious because excess adrenaline production results in excess cortisol production – and so the cycle feeds upon itself. If The Situation doesn’t get some rest or peace of mind he will eventually become a very overweight man with a huge face and lots of moles and rashes.”
Mike The Situation is certainly looking like his face if puffing up, and lately he has been keeping his body covered up with suits from the Italian Stallion Clothiers in the Willowbrook Mall of Wayne, NJ. USA. It sure sounds like he is ruining his adrenal glands. The alcohol doesn’t help either. If he has ever done steroids, he is a goner. Nothing destroys the adrenal glands faster than anabolic steroids.
Mike The Situation is now facing very serious tax evasion charges, and he had been indicted. Insiders say that he tried to claim his moles and facial fat as depreciation liabilities that were going to hurt his career. Do you have symptoms of adrenal exhaustion? — Click Here and find out —–>Dangerous Adrenal Fatigue.
The Situation is dire!
Mike looks like he’s had very poor silicone cheek injections (see Sally Jesse Raphael).
Those cheeks are going to harden & droop.
Sigh