“Did God Create the Universe?” is the premiere episode at 8 p.m. today of the new Discovery series “Curiosity,” which will also air on TLC and Animal Planet. Twisted pretzel jerk-off, Stephen Hawking, will be there front and center just to make sure that nobody forgets him before he turns into a pipe cleaner and winds up as some first grader’s Mother’s Day Macaroni Clock.
Okay — it is annoying enough that one pawn shop show spawned another three pawn shop shows, and one storage locker show spawned another three storage locker shows. It got more annoying when Real Housewives of every f***ng shit city in the USA, no matter how unreal they really were, kept adding to it’s Google map of vicious bitches. And — more annoying still when one untalented Talent Show with one British accent led us to all manners of no-talent talent shows — each with one British accent.
Throughout all this uncreative Hollywood copycat-ness one thing seemed to stand unblemished — a nice show about astronomy and physics on The Science Channel called “Through The Wormhole, ” hosted by the very talented and unannoying Morgan Freeman.
But alas the universe has come crashing down on us because the uncreative and shameless little parasites who make TV shows in the disgusting galaxy of Hollywood, have now copied “Through The Wormhole” with this poor imitation called “Curiosity.”
To add insult to injury, they have peppered each episode with various celebrities — from the over-rated and grossly uninteresting Robin Williams, to the haggish no-talent Maggie Gyllenhaal. Sadly, Morgan Freeman, you are not alone in the universe. The others have landed on the lawn of the White House and they are untalented and uninteresting — what a let-down. Thank god Patricia Neil is not here to see this.
Anyway, they started the show with an episode near and dear to the hearts of every atheist in the cosmos. It had something to do with the existence of god. Stephen Hawking, a minor league physicist who has somehow made the world believe that he is a major league physicist, can’t make up his mind about whether or not he believes in god. In reality — and there are so many realities — Hawking knows where he stands but he sells a lot more books when he still again changes his stand on this issue. I think he has believed and disbelieved about a six times – but ya ARE in that chair, Stephen. Ya Are!
I can see all the misfit atheists typing away to message boards on their Macs– their gnarly, godless fingers trying to punch out every anti-god word they can think of.
I have said before that I loath atheists — not because they don’t believe in god — I don’t give a shit about that — but because they love the fact that they are atheists. They are like filthy happy babies sitting in a shitty diaper enjoying the shit and wanting all the folks around them to enjoy it as well. They make me sick. I believe that outspoken atheists are more mentally sick than religious extremists of every fabric. Atheists are the ultimate party-poopers. You see, it’s one thing to not believe in god, but it’s quite another to make not believeing in god your religious crusade — they don’t seem to get that, do they?
So where was I — oh yeah, the new show — yawn. I tried to review it but I just can’t seem to do anything anymore without realizing how much I hate atheists.