Snooki celebrates Ash Wednesday

Jersey Shore starlet clelebrated Ash Wednesday by going to services and getting ashes put in her head whereupon a halo appeared above her.  She was so filled with the glory of God that she vowed never again to take the lord’s name in vain and she promised never again to smush with strangers.

Later, photographers wanted to snap more pictures of Snooki with her ashes but she had accidentally wiped them off when she got naked in a hot tub with an Italian guy she met in For Lauderdale.

“I know it’s freaking Ash Wednesday,” snarled Snooki.  “Leave me alone for chrissakes.”

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