WHILE LISTENING TO THE MELODY EMITTED BY A UFO AND WATCHING THE SKIES IN AWE, […]
Year: 2010
HONEYMOONERS STAR JOYCE RANDOLPH ANNOUNCES BID FOR PRESIDENCY IN 2014.
Joyce Randolph, known to TV lovers as Trixie Norton, the always patient wife of Ed […]
“NEW JERSEY GUIDO KILLED IN SHARK ATTACK” Could that be a headline this summer?
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, THAT DUMP ON THE JERSEY SHORE THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE HOME […]
OKSANA GRIGORIEVA IS A CARPETBAGGING, MONEY GRUBBING, FORMER SOVIET DIRT BAG.
Mel Gibson‘s ex-gal pal thinks “it’s terrible” that tapes she secretly recorded of the star’s racist […]
THE CHEVROLET “VOLT” IS A HOAX.
LINE UP WANNA-BE HIPPIES AND MISFITS WITH DISPOSABLE INCOME BECAUSE CHEVY HAS THE CAR FOR […]
JOY BEHAR – THE DUMBEST WOMAN IN AMERICA.
“Saints were psychotic and advances in modern medicine have essentially wiped them off […]
SCIENTISTS CLAIM, “JACK LALANNE’S ONE PIECE JUMPSUIT IS KEEPING HIM ALIVE.”
TESTS PERFORMED ON JACK LALANNE’S FUTURISTIC JUMPSUITS AT THE MAYO CLINIC HAVE PROVEN THAT […]
GEORGE STEINBRENNER — Satan is a free agent.
BECAUSE HE IS DEAD, PEOPLE SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT THIS GUY WAS A ROTTEN […]