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UPDATE: GLEE will not be cancelled in 2012. Joey Lawrence added to cast.

“Joey is really excited about his upcoming appearance on GLEE,” said Mildred Sclafani, a documentary producer and cryptozoologist who has worked with TV star Joey Lawrence on her Bigfoot documentary which will appear on HBO in January. “Joey loves GLEE and he loves the GLEEKS,” continued Scalfani.  “He’s also happy that GLEE will not be cancelled as rumored and that a whole new set of shows will be filmed for 2012 and on into 2013 — and the best part is that

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All The Fake Facebook People And Their Fake Steve Jobs Tributes.

“The death of Steve Jobs has put those annoying and overly maudlin Facebook status updates and page shares into over-drive.  Everyone on Facebook is trying to out-do everyone else with their tributes — and half of the time, these Facebookers don’t even know who Steve Jobs was.    These people should make a facebook page for Steve Jobs’ casket — a page where they can throw pictures of themselves on it.”  [Dr. Benjamin Switchy, author of “The Maudlin Face of Facebook.”]   Okay!   We get it. 

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Betty White Facebook Hoax About Balls And Vaginas.

UPDATE FROM BETTY HERSELF:  My Dear Damien, Thank you so much for trying to get rid of this silly prank on my behalf.  I can’t say that I am angry at my many wonderful fans for distributing the story, but I am disturbed – because of its content – that it has become such a sensation and attributed to me.  Of course I enjoy a blue joke as much as the next person, but this one goes just a bit beyond where

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Is Amanda Knox Guilty? I think So — and here is why.

I think that Amanda Knox got away with murder and my reasoning goes far above the simple fact that an Italian court found her guilty and there was evidence that put her at the scene of the crime.   No — I take it a step further. Her guilt became apparent to me as soon when she spoke to reporters only moments after arriving back in the USA.  Her very first words gave away the fact that in my opinion she

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October 4, 2011 — Facebook is in the process of crashing.

You might be noticing things are vanishing from your Facebook screen.  Do not blame your PC — Facebook is doing too many things at once and currently it is in the process of crashing.  Just stay on and make it even harder for them to fix the mess they created.  There is something mentally wrong with Mark Zukerberg — he compulsively changes facebook and overlaods the system.  Maybe deep down he knows that his reign over facebook is ill-gotten and

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What is Mesothelioma and Why Is It Always On TV?

I got this letter in my mailbox.  I don’t know why this kid chose me, but I guess I will answer. Dear Damien.  I see so many commercials about mesothelioma.  What is it?   (Amanda L**** age 9, Halifax, Nova Scotia.) Hi, Amanda. Before the disease came to national prominence because of all the litigation (legal stuff) going on to compensate victims and their families, Mesothelioma was a disease that nobody ever heard of — but that was then and this

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Janeane Garafalo Is An Asshole – or – The Rise of the Misfit Gene in Human DNA.

“When I see the American flag, I go, ‘Oh, my god, you’re insulting me.’ That you can have a gay pride parade on Christopher Street in New York, with naked men and women on a float, cheering, ‘We’re here and we’re queer!’ – that’s what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride.”  [Janeane Garafalo]      Yes, she said the opening quote at the top

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Ricky Gervais Back on Twitter – who cares?

After having spent all of about 25 days on Twitter earlier in the year, Ricky Gervais quit the stupid thing and called it “undignified” for adults and suspecting that celebrities just seemed to be showing off by tweeting with their other famous friends. If he wanted to tell his celebrity buddies about what he ate for breakfast, he’d just text them, Gervais said.  In reality he has no celebrity friends and this is a just another desperate plea for attention from the unfunny,

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