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TV Chef Lidia Bastianich Wearing a Wig.

Television chef and alleged slave owner, Lidia Bastianich, has finally done away with the spray-on scalp camouflage auburn-brown for her bald head, and she can now be seen boiling shellfish alive in a buttery rissoto broth while wearing her brand new wig which she had styled by the same man who cuts MSNBC’s Chris Matthews’ real hair. Close up pics of Lydia’s wig here –>Lydias Wig Photos Up close.  EDITOR’S NOTE:  Lidia is not wearing a wig per se,  She is

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Adolph Hitler Alive in Argentina Until 1990 and Knew Pope Francis.

New photographs and stories have appeared on the FBI website which prove that Adolph Hitler did not die in his bunker in 1945.   Not only did he live and flee to Argentina, he died in 1990 — living to the age of 101. According to eyewitnesses, he was a quiet man who liked  to entertain guests in his lakefront home and loved to make fun of Jimmy Carter who he referred to as, The worst President in the history

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Teresa Giudice’s Outrageous Demands in Jail Already.

She’s only been in the slammer for about one day and already Real Housewives of New Jersey star, Teresa Giudice is making outrageous demands on the prison administrators at the Federal Correctional Prison in Danbury, Connecticut. Teresa’s first demand resulted in a brief flare of temper from  Inmate Food Services Coordinator  Chenille-Teniqua Jamaal — a woman who has worked hard to get where she is, and is not about to tolerate the “diva” behavior from someone like Teresa. “She came in here with her

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Dave Muscato the Atheist Prick is getting cut off.

Dave Muscato the Atheist Prick is now an atheist C**** [Damien LeGallienne reporting] “I am sure everything will go smoothly because how hard can this kind of surgery be?  How hard can it be to remove a pesky little prick from someone who is already a huge cunt?” [Damien LeGallienne] Dave Muscato — the publicity director for an organization that has invented itself as “American Athiests “– is getting a sex change. Yes, the ATHEIST PRICK will soon be – or

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McWicked and Dave Miller — KICK THIS !

We all know that desperate people often do desperate things.  Sometimes desperate people are simple minions in a desperate industry, and because that industry is quickly getting the go-by as public tastes rapidly change, the industry in question, as a whole,  has to resort to desperate measures. MCWICKED:  THE STORY OF A GREAT HORSE AND A STUPID RULE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD RULE. WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE DAMIEN ZONE BY:  David Mattia. The harness racing industry is now running

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Who is Monica Thors and Why is Everybody Hating Her?

Finally  — something horrifically newsworthy in the already troubled  sport of harness racing.       MADAM, YOU CUT ME TO THE QUICK — AND THEN SOME. Written exclusively for TheDamienZone.com by David Mattia <—click on his name and read about him.  He’s very smart. Have you ever heard of a woman named Monica Thors?   Odds are that you have not  because she belongs to the widely UNKNOWN and equally UNKNOWING people outside of the racing community wherein she is now looked upon as

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Toni Braxton Black Friday Story is TRUE 100%

Singer, Toni Braxton, was recently blasted by myth-busters and urban legend debunkers when she stated she would not shop on Black Friday.   Braxton mentioned that the origins of the expression Black Friday came from the days of slave auctions — days when auctioneers would sell slaves at a discount. Thank you to  this Hollywood writer for sending us on the right path to truth — click to read his quick bio — he is a smart guy – –> Dave

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Holiday Haters – You’ve Got To Love Them.

David-Damien Mattia :  Reporting for TheDamienzone.com Gobble Gobble and Ho Ho Ho — it’s that time of year again, folks. Whoa!  Before you start stuffing your bird and hanging your cheap, twinkling icicle lights,  please know that this little blog entry is not really “about” Thanksgiving or Christmas, it’s about all the alleged mind-manipulating shopping and big business controversies and ersatz super-greed that gets plopped on your Facebook page every- f***ing-day-of-the-week. “Basically, it’s about the thoroughly unhappy people who happily hate on

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