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The Worst Christmas Shopping Catalog is SAHALIE — BEWARE!

PLEASE — BECAUSE I LOVE MY READERS — DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM A CATALOG YOU GET IN THE MAIL CALLED “SAHALIE” — THE “SAHALIE CATLOG” SHOULD BE BANISHED FROM THE HOME OR USED ONLY TO START UP THE FIREPLACE.  I AM NOT JOKING.  Right now is the biggest time for online Christmas Shopping and there are nice catalogs, boring catalogs and useless catalogs.  There is, however, one catalog you must avoid at all costs — one called SAHALIE.  A lot

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Funniest Web Series “Have You Met Miss Jones”

  NOTE TO MY READERS: I have included the pilot episode in its entirety. It should appear right over this paragraph. Please watch and enjoy “HAVE YOU MET MISS JONES” starring the legendary Patty McCormack.  A lot of people ask me about what I watch on American TV or what’s my favourite show, and normally I don’t have a solid answer.  Of course I like the usual — Seinfeld and Tosh.0 and Monk or Downton Abbey — stuff like that.  Lately,

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Two and a Half Men is Cursed – Angus T. Jones fake apology.

Charlie Sheen has stated publicly that the show “Two And A Half Men” is cursed and that the recent remarks by one of the show’s stars – Angus T. Hall – is proof that there is something Satanic or evil inherent to the production of this show.  Some ordinary fans are even suggesting that the show’s producer Chuck Lorre is pure evil. These wild accusations come as no surprise because in his much publicized tirades against the show and against Lorre, actor Charlie Sheen pretty

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Facebook Copyright Status is a HOAX,

“The entire copyright diclaimer  presented on this new Facebook trend or ‘share’ is totally without merit and was most likely invented by the same group of internet pirates who seek to do damage to facebook traffic.  [Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy MD PhD; The Skylight Institute of Higher Learning and Internet Truth. ] New York USA/Antwerp, Belgium:  A new post showing up on Facebook has some users incorrectly thinking they have copyright ownership of the images and content they post to the

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FREE POWERBALL HOROSCOPE PREDICTIONS – November 14, 2012

Aries – March 21 – April 20 — You are not feeling well — look into that. The one you may need to have your blood pressure checked. Take care of your heart. Lucky Numbers: 09 16 48 42 38 02 Taurus – April 21 – May 21 — Somebody has tried to trick you ina financial deal. Nothing has happened but becareful of a erson with a name like Robert or Vincent.  Lucky Numbers: 21 26 29 47 50 48 Gemini – May

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Dick Morris’ Election Predictions Are Always Wrong. He Is An Asshole.

  Dick Morris’ Election Predictions Are Always Wrong. He Is An Asshole. He’s fat.  His face is blubbery.  He speaks through his tiny and crooked bottom teeth like Eric Cartman, and his lower jaw goes in all kinds of retarded directions.  He looks and sounds like a female-to-male sex change old Jewish lady — and he’s a frigging moron. Every election prediction he makes turns out to be wrong — ALWAYS — yet Fox and a few other networks keep

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Gay Men Saved From Hurricane Sandy.

Gay Men Saved From Hurricane Sandy. Gay Men’s Hurricane Services of New York City are hunkered down in their midtown offices, preparing New York City’s gay men for Hurricane Sandy.  “Mayor Bloomberg announces that all cruising areas will remain open,” said Dr. Benjamin Switchy, a representative from the the gay organization that finds shelter for gay and bi curious men during natural disasters. “We have been assured that the city will be equipped with condom and lube dispensing machines that are able to

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Governor Christie “Don’t Be Stupid” Plans to Fart Into Hurricane Sandy to Save New Jersey.

“Don’t be stupid, get off the barrier islands and let me handle this the best way I know how — don’t be stupid.” [New Jersey Governor Chris Christie] In an act of selflessness and intestinal foritude, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is planning to pull down his pants on the beach in southern New Jersey, and emit a huge fart directly into the storm as it attempts to make landfall not very far from where Snooki and Mike The Situation once

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