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Soldier Refuses to Tip Server is a HOAX !

The community of FACEBOOK SIMPLETONS — a rather new and distinct underprivileged ethnic group — is at it again.  This time it’s another fake “no tip for you” receipt from a soldier who wrote that his tip would be zero because, in his perfectly scrawled words he stated:  “My tip is the freedoms I provided you while serving my country.”   This story is a hoax — IT NEVER HAPPENED.   Is it possible that Dana Morales is at it

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Franco’s Home Run Stealing Ball Bully Identified!

Fox Sports Arizona announcers Steve Berthiaume and Bob Brenly were in complete shock yesterday when a big, beer belly, pushy, bully, block-headed douche bag shoved an older woman like she was a piece of dirt in in the gutter just so he could retrieve Maikel Franco’s first home run ball at the Diamondback -Phillies game. The big slob was later identified as Brod Kearnbleu, a 33-year-old locker room attendant and laundry manager at a men’s spa and sauna  somewhere north of

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Trey Gowdy’s New Hairstyle Saves The World.

In  his unyielding quest to locate Hillary Clinton’s deleted emails, South Carolina Congressman Trey Gowdy has had to pull his thinning wisps of hair into a swirling beehive — and the fashion police  LOVE IT! “Trey is a lot like Veronica Lake,” said one Washington DC insider. It seems that During World War II, Veronica Lake cut and pulled up her famous peekaboo locks to show American women that long hair can be a hazard on the job. At the

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Dress Color HOAX! Yes, “Dressgate” is a HOAX!

More proof of how stupidity and dumbness is alive and very well in the world — and this time it’s all over a dress.  Heaven help us all. The latest — and most wildly aggressive – non-issue to saturate the empty sponge heads of Facebook simpletons ( a distinct ethnic group unto itself) and the various and sundry misfits throughout the electronic cloud of dumbness, involves a cheap, shitty dress that looks to be blue and black to some people, and

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Adolph Hitler Alive in Argentina Until 1990 and Knew Pope Francis.

New photographs and stories have appeared on the FBI website which prove that Adolph Hitler did not die in his bunker in 1945.   Not only did he live and flee to Argentina, he died in 1990 — living to the age of 101. According to eyewitnesses, he was a quiet man who liked  to entertain guests in his lakefront home and loved to make fun of Jimmy Carter who he referred to as, The worst President in the history

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Dave Muscato the Atheist Prick is getting cut off.

Dave Muscato the Atheist Prick is now an atheist C**** [Damien LeGallienne reporting] “I am sure everything will go smoothly because how hard can this kind of surgery be?  How hard can it be to remove a pesky little prick from someone who is already a huge cunt?” [Damien LeGallienne] Dave Muscato — the publicity director for an organization that has invented itself as “American Athiests “– is getting a sex change. Yes, the ATHEIST PRICK will soon be – or

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McWicked and Dave Miller — KICK THIS !

We all know that desperate people often do desperate things.  Sometimes desperate people are simple minions in a desperate industry, and because that industry is quickly getting the go-by as public tastes rapidly change, the industry in question, as a whole,  has to resort to desperate measures. MCWICKED:  THE STORY OF A GREAT HORSE AND A STUPID RULE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD RULE. WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE DAMIEN ZONE BY:  David Mattia. The harness racing industry is now running

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Who is Monica Thors and Why is Everybody Hating Her?

Finally  — something horrifically newsworthy in the already troubled  sport of harness racing.       MADAM, YOU CUT ME TO THE QUICK — AND THEN SOME. Written exclusively for TheDamienZone.com by David Mattia <—click on his name and read about him.  He’s very smart. Have you ever heard of a woman named Monica Thors?   Odds are that you have not  because she belongs to the widely UNKNOWN and equally UNKNOWING people outside of the racing community wherein she is now looked upon as

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