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EMINEM QUOTE IS FAKE: “I don’t care if you’re black, white, straight, bisexual, gay….” FAKE HOAX – He Never Said it!

FAKE QUOTE OF THE WEEK! “I don’t care if you’re black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. Simple as that.” – Eminem. <——FAKE! Here are some of Eminem’s REAL quotes —–>Direct Slim Shady quotes.. Before I get into detail about how annoying this fake Eminem quote actually is, I would like to show my readers what I got from Dr. James Cifell MD, a psychiatrist

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Did The New York Times Intentionally Lie About Derby and Preakness Winner, I’ll Have Another?

TheDamienZone.com stands aside when the issue is horse racing and we defer to out expert racing journalist and harness racehorse trainer, David Mattia.  This time David is mad as hell at The New York Times — and I think they deserve it.  [Damien LeGallienne,  editor 11 July 2012]   EXCLUSIVE FOR TheDamienZone.com by David Mattia This is a real hatchet job by the New York Times — and it’s downright loathsome. Like I said in my piece for Harness Link

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In My Opinion, Daniel Tosh Is Gay – So Were Paul Lynde and Liberace.

Cable TV hero Daniel Tosh — the “alleged” not-even-trying-to-be-butch queen who has somehow figured out a way to get straight teen guys to watch his show — is such a girl — it’s cute in a weird way. Lately he’s been poking so so so much fun at himself and his “rumored-to-be” gayness that he eventually took it too far and made a rape joke.  Now the big might-be-a-queen has to apologize.  (yawn) When I was a kid — about

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Cruelty To Horses – Killing Newborn Foals In Ontario?

It has been reported in Ontario, Canada that trotting racehorses are being euthanized at birth because recent legislation has virtually wiped out the industry of harness racing in that Province.  Could this be true? The Damien Zone has, in the past, expressed a lot of displeasure with the harness racing industry but this one pretty much puts the nail in the casket.  This business of racing horses is really disgusting.  It ranks right up there with dog fighting and bull fighting. 

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CNN’s Anderson Cooper has come out of the closet — not that he was covered in moths or anything because he’s pretty much been out of the closet since his mother Gloria Vanderbilt was making designer jeans. Anderson loved to help his mother design jeans and on his 18th birthday he got a gift from his mother — he got to have sex with Gloria Vanderbilt’s chief rival in the designer jeans business — Vidal Sassoon.   When the young Anderson hooked up with

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What is my old piano worth? Probably Nothing!

“People often say, ‘I wonder what that old piano in my garage is worth?’ and almost always it’s not worth a penny.” [Damien LeGallienne] You know that old piano you have in your house — the one with all the picture frames and nick-nacks on it?  Gee you hate to sell it because it’s so old and it’s probably worth a lot of money, right?  WRONG! Unless you have some kind of rare bird of a piano that somebody is

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ATTENTION READERS:  Here is one of the rare Facebook “shares” that is NOT FAKE!  This really happened to a kind and caring woman and the dog named Buddy she tried to save him from a lifetime of abuse. I hope my readers take the time to read this so as to keep this from ever happening again and to shake up the cowards who don’t want to get involved. The story comes directly from the pages of a prominent American — a person we all

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TMZ – the slime-of-the-world gossip column that usually gets it right — is reporting that Tom Cruise and his cold sore face wife Katie Holmes have finished their marriage.  Holmes filed for divorce from Cruise in New York yesterday and she wants SOLE CUSTODY of the kid — Suri.   Tom Cruise has not yet come out of the closet about this news story, but rumors are that he is “devestated.” The fact that Mrs. Cruise (Katie Holmes) is seeking sole custody of

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