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Matthew Todd Miller – Portrait of an American Misfit.

Matthew Todd Miller – Portrait of an American Misfit.   Disclaimer:  If Matthew Todd Miller is really just a spy masquerading as a freak of nature, I hereby withdraw this entire opinion piece. “This numbskull — and I am sure there is a clinical term for what’s actually wrong with him — has returned from a psycho trip to North Korea where he should have been left to eat golden retrievers and rice, but was instead returned home like a conquering

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The Secret Gay Life of U.S. President James Buchanan.

James Buchanan was the 15th President of the USA and he served in office from 1857 until 1861 when he was succeeded by Abraham Lincoln. Buchanan was a bachelor for life, and while living in the White House, his niece was appointed as Official Hostess. Officially, President Buchanan’s fiancee, Ann Coleman,died from grief back in 1819 when James spent more time working at his law firm than courting his devoted — but delicate — betrothed.  Ann’s death was Buchanan’s handy excuse

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Kaci Hickox Is a Narcissist? I Think So.

“In my opinion, going to work in West Africa was part of ‘The KACI HICKOX SHOW” — her favorite show in the world.  “If she infects someone, she should be charged with murder. As she is now, she should be charged with reckless endangerment.”  “She demanded to be sent out of New Jersey and now in Maine she refuses to follow the protocol for health care workers returning from West Africa because, in my opinion, she doesn’t really care about human life.  

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Mike The Situation’s Face Mole Getting Worse From Stress.

Assault in a tanning salon, writing bad checks, Federal income tax evasion — it’s all in a day’s work for Mike The Situation Sorentino of MTV’s Jersey Shore.  But, as the jowly faced 30+ something moron waits to hear about his sentencing on all of these various crimes, his get-me-a-paper-bag face is changing from a kinda homely guy with a nice set of guns and abs, to a really fugly, cheeky and jowly guy whose abs and guns have gone

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Mother Teresa Fake Quote. “People are often unreasonable…”

Here is the latest Internet hoax and  the photo that comes with it.  Facebook morons are pumping these out faster than the Franklin Mint pushes out worthless 9-11 memorabilia. MOTHER TERESA NEVER SAID THIS!  IT’S EVEN ADDRESSED THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE ON HER OFFICIAL WEBSITE.  IT LISTS THE FAKE QUOTES AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM.  HOW FRIGGING HARD IS IT TO LOOK SOMETHING UP BEFORE YOU SHARE IT WITH THE REST OF YOUR MORONIC FACEBOOK SIMPLETONS? This quote, printed

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Meryl Streep “I no longer have patience” HOAX! FAKE!

“Don’t feel sad that you’ve been duped and you’re basically a stupid idiot.  Even the old raggedy folk singer Janis Ian shared it on her Facebook wall — and she got 300,000 likes.  Wow, wouldn’t you like to be able to do that — even with a fake story? Of course,  this is not the first time Janis Ian has fooled the entire world with a fake story.  Back in the 1960s with her song “Society’s Child” she had the

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Identity of Baseball Stealing Woman Revealed…

Identity of Baseball Stealing Woman Revealed… To some people, she is: 1 -“That horrible baseball-stealing woman with the  lipstick lesbian haircut,” 2 – “That square butt-face old hag in ugly white pants and a big bully belt who snatched away a baseball from a child” 3 -“She is the embodiment of evil and greed and selfishness.  She has no soul and she should rot in hell.” Those are only some of the angry accusations that have been hurled at a woman

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Allenhurst Beach Club Green Water is Dangerous.

On the New Jersey shore, close to the decay of Asbury Park, lies a place called Allenhurst — and they have their own private beach club.   It’s called the Allenhurst Beach Club, and each year on Labor Day they put the lives of their members in jeopardy by dying their ocean lime green with a chemical dye they say is safe and fun for all.  They’re wrong. There is nothing safe about dumping a whole lot of a chemical

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