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Twin Sisters Inspire the World and Madonna After Winning a Sophia Petrillo Look-Alike Contest.

Ninety-eight-year old  twin sisters who used to rent their second floor Brooklyn apartment to Madonna way back when she was a struggling dancer in the late 1970s, have recently won the official, Worldwide Sophia Petrillo Look Alike Contest which was held last week in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. The pair, who never married and live on a fixed income, donated all of their $5,000 first prize money to an animal rescue organization. Fanny and Tina Bustamacello, both 98 years old, and both still living in the

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Dead Dog Beach Project PR. When Does Animal Charity End and Nastiness Begin?

“I see that pathetic dog in a crate with a blanket — regardless of how ragged or unkempt, I see, with my years of experience with these people, at least an attempt by someone to either help the dog or set the dog adrift to god or into the hands of godlike people…” [Anonymous] On the island of Puerto Rico, there is a place they call DEAD DOG BEACH.  It’s a place where sick or unwanted or old dogs are

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Teresa Giudice’s Low Hairline and Forehead. One Scientist Believes She is a Primitive Human Species.

Teresa Giudice’s Low Hairline and Forehead.  One Scientist Believes She is a Primitive Human Species “I believe, after careful study of her head shape and her mental acumen, that Teresa Giudice is a primitive human species and that her acceptable face is only made possible by the fact that she has been trained to keep clean and to wear makeup and pass as a modern human. [Anthony LaVista MD PhD.  Anthroplogical Physician and Geneticist] The “REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY”

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Amanda Bynes Schizophrenic? Speaks to Alien Named Cran-Cran.

Insiders say that Amanda Bynes is believed by doctors to be suffering from schizophrenia and that she has imparted to friends that aliens control her and tell her what to do. Most doctors think that Bynes is mentally ill but another doctor in England believes she may be confused about messages she is getting from an alien being who Bynes calls Cran-Cran. Bynes was recently institutionalized after setting a fire in the driveway of a home in Sherman Oaks, California USA. Psychiatric

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Bill O’Reilly is Not a Racist. The Truth Hurts.

“The sad truth is that from the president on down, our leadership has no clue, no clue at all about how to solve problems within the black community,” O’Reilly said. “And many are frightened to even broach the issue. That’s because race hustlers and the grievance industry have intimidated the so-called ‘conversation,’ turning any valid criticism of African-American culture into charges of racial bias.”  [BILL O’REILLY, FOX NEWS, 23 July, 2013] You know what?  You’re a mean father Bill O’Reilly. You

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Detroit Bailout — Les Gold From Hardcore Pawn offers to Bail Out the Motor City.

Les Gold, the guy from TV’s “Hardcore Pawn” who owns American Jewelry and Loans pawnshop in Detroit has offered to bail out his beloved city which is now bankrupt.  Les Gold is offering the city scrap value for all of its gold, silver and platinum fictures, and he will also bail out the city with cash or a loan as long as they agree to his offer. “Obama is refusing to bail out Detroit,” said an accountant close to Gold.  “Les is offering

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Was George Zimmerman a Scanner Queen? What is a Scanner Queen Anyway?

We’ve all heard of the Drama Queen and Drag Queen, but the relatively unknown “Scanner Queen” — as important as he is — has passed quietly under the radar for decades.  In our opinion, George Zimmerman, the young man who was recently acquitted of murder in the death of Trayvon Martin, is — or was — a Scanner Queen. You might ask, “What is a Scanner Queen?” A Scanner Queen is a self-proclaimed Community Watchman. He always has a police scanner or

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Snowden’s Information About Disastrous Solar Flares and Solar Cooling

“Waning tides of solar fusion that were predicted over a quarter of a century ago, are approaching with frightening and dead-on accuracy.  The slow down or slack-tide period is happening right on schedule and the world as we know it will be a cold and frozen wasteland by the year 2100 and it will stay that way for nearly 40 years — barely inhabitable.  Snowden has this information and it will cause so much social mayhem that he will probably be targeted to be

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