“We tried to get her eyes as far apart as we could,” said Phillipe Rogetterie, Katie Holmes’ makeup man for the upcoming mini-series on Reelz Channel ‘The Kennedy’s’.
“Jackie Kennedy’s eyes were far apart and vacant like an iguana, but Katie’s are a normal distance apart. It was very hard to get Katie to look as retarded as Jackie Kennedy but in the end we used camera angles and stuff like that to create a resemblance.”
Making Katie’s eyes look like Jackie’s eyes took up three quarters of the films budget and producers were starting to think that maybe they should have changed the script a little and made it where John Kennedy had married a completely different woman so they could just ditch the Jackie angle altogether.
“There had to be something seriously wrong with Jackie Kennedy’s head and brain,” said a source close to the Reelz Channel. “No human eyes can be that far apart without the person bumping into things directly in front of them. Maybe that’s why she had the furniture in the White House so carefully arranged.”
The History Channel said that they ditched airing this mini-series because there were historical innaccuarcies — baloney ! How inaccurate can they be if they spent millions getting the eye distance apart right? They didn’t want to air it because The History Channel wanted to put 5 minute commercials every 6 minutes — a move that would have killed the movie. The History Channel has the most minutes of commercials per show by far — far more than any other channel. They recently aired a 7 minute block of commercials during a UFO show and viewers jammed the switchboard with complaints.
The only one who looks, acts and SOUNDS retarded…is you.
I love the Jackie lovers — they’re so dopey.
I love the Jackie bashers even more… they’re 100x dopier.
for a bunch of people who claim she’s so ugly/retarded-looking, I’ve never seen such hardons for that woman as they have!
Huh?
The only sign of retardation that is evident on this page is none other than the person who wrote that nonsensical infused piece of crap above!
You live in the world’s biggest shithole — the toilet bowl of the earth — what would you know, Sam M. Go throw a spear at somebody or something.
I have noticed when Jackie is looking down with no bangs, she looks like she has downs. I think at times she is beautiful and radiant but yes at times she looks SPECIAL.
You, Beth, are very observant.
I randomly came across this useless work of garbage and while I know it’s old, I have to say, it’s people like you who contribute to the collective stupidity of humanity. There isn’t an ounce of truth to this story, and I can smell the INCEL from here.
Dear NO – aka – Lena – How fucking stupid does one have to be to question the validity of this story as it is told on the website? The age of the article isn’t even pertinent to the fact that you are a moron. You were a complete dunce when it was written and today, many years on, you are an older and even dumber dunce. The mission statement of this website was, and still is, to expose human stupidity and dumbness. The article itself means nothing. The comments, however, is where we get the dumbness. You’re a star, honey, and you managed to be one nearly 10 years after the fact. That’s a level of stupidity we rarely see outside of a State hospital.
Fondest regards
Damien LeGallienne [editor]