E Harmony’s Dr. Neil Clark Warren may be a bigoted guy who is opposed to gay marriage, but his grandaughter Caroline — the one with the speech impediment who appears in his commercials sporting blond pigtails — does not agree with her grandfather’s stand on gay issues.
Caroline has been to many speech therapists and a cure has not been found, yet when it comes to modern social issues, the little actress speaks a lot more clearly than her stuffy grandfather.
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“I be-weeve, that gay people should be awwoed to mawwy and that my gwandfather is tewwibly wong about this,” said Caroline from her penthouse apartment playroom in West Palm Beach.
“Gwandpa is vewy, vewy, old fashioned, and he doesn’t wook at things the way he should. When I was a wheely wittle girl, I did not know what it meant when people say that somebody was gay, but now that I know, I will try to make my gwandfather twy to change his vewy wong idea about what people should do in the bedwoom. That stuff is vewy pwivat.”
Don’t hold your breath waiting for Caroline to come through on her promise to change her grandfather. The kid is pulling in a lot of money doing those TV spots.
“I make a watt of money and pwetty soon I will have enough to buy a Wools Woyce Convawtible.”