Dennis Rodman is an asshole — Used Kim Jong-un as a sucker.

Rodman, known for his tattoos, body piercings and flamboyance, was in North Korea to film a sports documentary, and watched a basketball game alongside the country’s leader, Kim Jong-un from whom he must have gotten a really good knob

It is rumored that Rodman likes to get knob and give rear end to fat and pudgy Asian men, and it seems that Kim Jong-un, with his fat wide cheeks, was able to accomodate all of Rodmans manliness as was his large fat Asian hole which is used to pooping out the remains of things as large as entire Rotweillers that they eat over there in North Korea.

Kim “is like his grandfather and his father, who are great leaders, he is an awesome kid, very honest and loves his wife so much but he’s also on the down low and likes to go donw on brothers.  The head he gave Dennis was awesome, and he is awesome” a sorce close to Rodman told the Chinese government news agency Xinhua before leaving the North Korean capital, Pyongyang, on Friday.

Let’s face it, folks  — Dennis Rodman is a a moron.  He has always been a moron and the only reason he gets Hollywood stars to sleep with him is because Dennis Rodman is rumored to have a large man thing.  Korean dictators love service black atheletes and then get an autographed ball in return.

NOTE TO DENNIS RODMAN:  While you were busy making Kim Jong-un your girl, did you bother to note that 90% of Norh Koreans live in fear and poverty and sub-human conditions?   YOUIDIOT!

“Dennis Rodman is very simple-minded and would probably score very low on any aptitude test.” said Dr. Millie McGee of the Uncle John Center for Athletic Enrichment in Birmingham, England.  

“He has been able to get by in life by beng a semi good basketball player and a shamless self-promoter who has relations with starlets who crave the blackness of a sausage.  In truth he is probaly at the the mental age of a 10 year old with the raging hormones that work well for guys who like prison pillow biting and things like that.  He obviously is attracted to the wide mouth and large cabity of the Korean dictator and that is all he can think about when his animal-like hormones rage.  In Rodman’s case, he gets very complimentary and loving because of his needs, but after he gets a release, he is angry and bitter.   He is totally moronic in every way a man can be moronic.”