“Seth is in serious denial. His hairpiece was heavily dyed almost black and the texture was very unnatural,” said hair replacement expert Mildred Sclafani who has worked with TV’s Joey Lawrence during his courageous, but often outright silly, battle with baldness.
“Seth Macfarlane’s hairpiece was set far to high up in the air — almost a bouffant — and the color was atrocious. The only wig I have ever seen that was worse than Seth MacFarlane’s at the Oscars tonight was that horrible monstrosity that was glued to John Travolta’s head last night. It look liked a piece of patent leather. I wanted to cry…I almost did.
“I don’t know, for the life of me, with all their money and their access to the best of the best as far as hairpieces and wigs and stylists are concerned, that some of these Hollywood guys have the worst hairpieces. Look at Ralph Maccio on Dancing With The Stars last season. His hairpiece looked like he bought it at a thrift store. It was terrible. Mind you, I will not discuss my client Joey Lawrence and his battle with thousands of painful hair plugs and scalp dye camoflauge and spray on shaved hair flecks. That has been a total nightmare for all of us. “
Hair experts on the scene agree that Seth MacFarlane needs a real makeover so far as his hairpiece is concerned. The consensus is that his toupee is set far to high up in the air and it’s too bouffant. In recent months he has been seen with his neatly receeding hairline, but at tonight’s Oscars, his head was piled up high with glued on hair. He looked like the statue of the little kid at BOB’S BIG BOY restaurants.
“It looks like a dark chocolate cupcake on the top of his head” said one hair stylist from Beverly Hills. It was a travesty to watch.