WHY IS LADY GAGA FAT! IS LADY GAGA’S MARILYN MONROE FAT GIRL SIZE ZERO QUOTE REAL?

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Okay — Lady Gaga is proud to have gained 25 pounds.  She says she doesn’t care and she quotes  – well, she thinks she’s quoting Marilyn Monroe but she’s wrong. 

Lady Gaga is getting fat because there is something medically wrong with her.  She is sick in some kind of glandular way which is also why she was losing her hair last year and why her legs went from being straight to being knock-kneed.

But first things first.  Dearest Gaga, Marilyn Monroe NEVER said:  

“To all the girls who think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, it’s society who’s ugly”

GAGA!  You are another mindless stupid ass who believes the stupid mindless quotes that get pasted to the photos of famous people and are then spread about Facebook and wherever else morons pass around this idiotic shit. 

Marilyn Monroe NEVER said those words, and she never would have said them for any reason because of two reasons. 

1= She herself was fat by today’s Hollywood standards.  It was not fashinable to be skinny in her day.  Skinny was ugly.  If you were skinny in Hollywood back in the 30s and 40s and 50s, you couldn’t get a job.  Twiggy,the first “size zero” fashion model, did not come along until 1966.  Marilyn Monroe was already rotting in her crypt by then. 

2= Sizing of dresses in the 1940s and 50s did not include a size ZERO — there was no such thing!  Sizing was ttally different then in every way. The quote is 100% fake and Lady Gaga is as fucking stupid as the fat lard asses who put those fake words in Marilyn Monroe’s dead mouth to make themselves feel better about being fat lard asses.  Marilyn Monroe was as curvacious as they came and NOBODY thought of her as fat — she was PERFECT for her time.  Today, she would be considered almost “full figured” so that quote is 100% bullshit and Lady Gaga should learn to investigate a quote before she makes a public statement in which she uses that quote — but she’s a fucking idiot — let’s face it — she’s a fucking moron.

Okay now on to topic #2.

Why is Lady Gaga fat?  She says she ate a lot of pizza and pasta over Christmas — but that was 10 months ago– and right around the time she was suffering from severe hair loss.  She started wearing a bald head cap to self-effacingly mock rumors that her hair was thinning, but it was thinning badly and she was grwoing hair on her face that she had to have waxed.  This was also around the time that her legs started to look crooked and bent inwards at the knee.

“A woman who shows sudden weight gain and hair loss and loss of bone density might very well be suffering from a disease called Cushing’ Disease or it’s sister affliction, Cushing’s Syndrome.  In both cases a woman’s hair thins, she gets facial hair and/or acne, she gradually gains weight that she cannot shed, and her bones become fragile and often the long bones of the legs can bend inwards in people who stay active in dance or compete in athletics in spite of the fatigue that both Cushing manifestations can cause. 

“If I were her doctor, I would check her out for Cushing’ Disease which is a tumor of the Pituitary Gland in the brain — they are not cancerous tumors.  They can be removed but they sometimes grow back and have to be removed again.  Cushing’s Syndrome on the other hand is a disease of the adrenal glands –usually a  tumor or an enlargement – both can be benign or malignant. 

“In Gaga’s case I would lean heavily towards a benign tumor called an adenoma.  Both diseases are the same in that they both cause the body to produce too much of a hormone called cortisol.  In women, excess cortisol causes hair loss, bone thinning and appreciable weight gain that cannot be controlled until the disease is controlled.   That is my opinion on what I think could be amiss with Lady Gaga’s health.”   [Sheldon Hartunis MD - Department of Endocrinology - Hunterfromme Hospital, Brussels, Belgium]

Okay so that’s that.  Let’s put both things together:

Marilyn Monroe NEVER said:

“To all the girls who think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, it’s society who’s ugly”  — and Gaga is a freaking moron for using the fake quote.

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Lady Gaga looks like she has Cushing’s syndrome.  She did not gain 25 pounds eating pasta and pizza 10 months ago.   She’s full of shit!   She needs to get her ass to an endocrinologist as fast as possible.

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