Dr. Lance Johnson, author of the bestselling book, “Jocks and Their Penises” offered his own opinions on this subject.
Alex Rodriguez is 6-feet 3-inches — Penis estimated to be very large, bulky and rub’ry.
Peyton Manning is 6-feet 5-inches. — Disproportionately small but still big but thin — also crooked.
Michael Phelps is 6-feet 4-inches — Tiny from years of chlorine, cold water and genetics.
LeBron James is 6-feet 7-inches — Mule sized penis soft but not much growth in the erect state. More Phelps bulge pics here too —-> Dicka p
The height of these athletes is not directly proportional, however, to their penis sizes as you can see in the chart above.
“Michael Phelps, while he appears to have a large penis, is actually not very well endowed at all,” said Dr. Johnson who along with being a best selling author, is also the head of hands-on penis examinations at The University of Maine’s School For Athletic Male Sexual Studies.
“Your average swimmer can’t afford a nice, large bulge, or “basket” or “package” because that would slow down the forward motion. What would normally be an asset in life turns out to be a real drag — so to speak — in a pool.
“Historically, however, there have been cases where the champion swimmer was what some people call “a grower” and the non-erect penis can often be as small as an inch or two, but still can swell to ten times that size when erect. I have examined many athletes who seemed small but after I examined the penis manually I took them out for cocktails. As far a sex is concerned, a lot of swimmers are small in the water but huge on dry land. It’s an amazing anthropological anomaly, but I think it’s a very exciting and stimulating line of work.
“Sometimes my jaw drops when I see the statistics.”
Basketball players have been included in Dr. Johnson’s study as well, and since most of them are African Americans, the size of the average basket ball playing penis is quite large, but according to Dr. Johnson, that is about to change. THis is average here —-> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
“Your average basketball player has a massive penis and anyone with Jimmy The Greek’s knowledge of anatomy could tell you that is because they are descended from African people who had large penises. The stronghold that basketball players now have on size- per-player averages is about to change drastically as more and more Chinese players venture out onto the court.
“The Chinese have, as a rule, a very small phallus and all you will need is one Chinese player to offset the hung attributes of ten African American players. I am very discouraged by this and I think that if the trend towards Chinese players continues, I won’t want to do my examinations — I might even quit my job. That would really suck because I am currently working on a romantic comedy that takes place in the locker room of a big city basketball team. It’s called, “Slam It Until I am Dribbling.'”
Lebron James agress with Dr. Johnson on this point.
“I think that Chinese players penises should not be measured or counted in basketball stats,” said Lebron James as he changed his clothes in the locker room while Dr. Johnson hovered about with tape measures and other plastic gadgets.
“The Chinese bring down the average so that instead of having an average penis size of nine or ten inches, us basketball players get knocked down to three or four inches and that’s disrespectful to the black man.”
The NBA refuses to comment but Michale Phelps, the Olympic swimmer, is getting a penis enlargement after his career as a swimmer ends completely.
“For years I suffered with a small basket,” said the lanky swimmer. “I mean, I am long and tall and people assume that they will see a huge bulge, but they don’t and a lot of times I don’t get laid as often as I should.
“I know that Dr, Johnson was very interested in studying me when I first got famous but then he kind of backed off. Maybe I am a little beat in the face but I’m still Michael Phelps so I should be getting laid more often and I should be getting more manual exams from Dr. Johnson — but I did get mentioned in his book. I hope the penis enlargement makes me more attractive to the general public and even though I won’t be swimming, I will always wear tiny speedos wherever I go — even to church.”
“When his body swings into a pitch, the weight of his penis gives his body more torque,” said Dr. Johnson as he nervously wiped the sweat off his brow.
“If Alex Rodriguez were to have a full erection at the same time he connects with a fast ball, he might hit the ball at least 500 feet or more. The team has been experimenting with using electric stimulators to keep Alex erect when he gets up to bat but then he keeps remembering Madonna and he goes limp.”
Dr. Johnson loves his work and he looks forward to working at the next Olympic Games with the equestrian team — not the riders, the horses.