WHOEVER SAID THAT A HAIR TRANSPLANT LOOKS LIKE ROWS OF CORN didn’t ever conjure up […]
Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
WARDEN FEARS, “PHIL SPECTOR COULD BLOW OUT OF PRISON IN SPRINGTIME”
Warden Humhphrey Chiztoner had stated publicly that additional security measures have been installed around convicted […]
CLAY AIKEN GETS HIS SWEATER CIRCUMSIZED — ANGERS RABBI.
“It was getting all hot and sticky and cheesy under there, y’all, so I went […]
UFO’S IN CHINA — Man abducted.
WHILE LISTENING TO THE MELODY EMITTED BY A UFO AND WATCHING THE SKIES IN AWE, […]
HONEYMOONERS STAR JOYCE RANDOLPH ANNOUNCES BID FOR PRESIDENCY IN 2014.
Joyce Randolph, known to TV lovers as Trixie Norton, the always patient wife of Ed […]
“NEW JERSEY GUIDO KILLED IN SHARK ATTACK” Could that be a headline this summer?
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, THAT DUMP ON THE JERSEY SHORE THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE HOME […]
OKSANA GRIGORIEVA IS A CARPETBAGGING, MONEY GRUBBING, FORMER SOVIET DIRT BAG.
Mel Gibson‘s ex-gal pal thinks “it’s terrible” that tapes she secretly recorded of the star’s racist […]
THE CHEVROLET “VOLT” IS A HOAX.
LINE UP WANNA-BE HIPPIES AND MISFITS WITH DISPOSABLE INCOME BECAUSE CHEVY HAS THE CAR FOR […]