Dick Morris’ Election Predictions Are Always Wrong. He Is An Asshole.

He’s fat.  His face is blubbery.  He speaks through his tiny and crooked bottom teeth like Eric Cartman, and his lower jaw goes in all kinds of retarded directions.  He looks and sounds like a female-to-male sex change old Jewish lady — and he’s a frigging moron.

Every election prediction he makes turns out to be wrong — ALWAYS — yet Fox and a few other networks keep having him on — GET RID OF HIM!   He’s an old lady.  Who the fuck wants to listen to an old lady, let alone an old lady who talks with her bottom jaw and who is ALWAYS wrong!   I’ll just bet his fat neck is covered with skin tags and moles.

Who am I talking about?  I am talking about Dick Morris — the political pundit who made himself famous by double-banking the Clintons and going on to Fox News — and wherever else he can plant his fat face and tiny, crooked bottom teeth — to sell his stupid books and always get in a plug for his dumb website.

HE MAKES ME SICK because he is a fake Conservative and his election predictions are ALWAYS wrong.  He is an asshole.  He pretends to be a Conservative because the liberals have banished him and he needs to turn a buck.  HE MAKES ME VOMIT!  Just watch his bottom lip when he speaks — please — just watch it and tell me you don’t want to blow chunks.

Last week on The Factor with Bill O’Reilly, he glibly stated in his fat old lady way that Mitt Romney would win the Presidential election in a landslide.  He said it as though it was the all-knowing truth of the universe — he said it off-handedly with a know-it-all smirk — BUT HE WAS WRONG!   HE IS ALWAYS WRONG!   Where does this old queen get his nerve?  WTF!!!!!!

I so fucking hate him, and the reason he defected to FOX from the Democrat wing is because the Dems knew he was a loser and a dead weight.  Fox thought they were getting a White House insider, but all they got was a fat blubbery old guy who sounds gay, writes meaningless books, looks like a lady, and who is bitter that the Clintons no longer like him.

Listen — Fox News — GET RID OF DICK MORRIS!  He is a complete waste product.