Corny and Corniest Facebook Status Update In History.

People are getting sick of Facebook status updates that are corny or sappy and sentimental — but this one is going around and it is by far the corniest Facebook update in history.    If someone you know has this as a status update — DROP THEM!   They are a moron.

Here, for your reading enjoyment, is the corniest facebook status update in history.

A college professor stood up on his chair and said “If GOD really exists then knock me off this chair.” Nothing happened. As the class was quiet he said, “See!” A Marine Veteran stood up and punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down. As the Professor came to he looked at his student and said “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?” He said “GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid crap like this, so HE SENT ME!

Then there is this ultra 9-11 corny one.

For the Husband who told his wife I love you, one last time before his plane went down in a field, for the Wife who stopped in the stairs to call her husband, to say I will love you forever, for the Mothers and Fathers who kissed their kids goodbye the morning they died,for the Policemen who rushed in with the Firemen to help get others out only to die themselves, for the Soldiers who fought back and lost their lives. Today, Tomorrow, ten years from now, we will remember….. always!

OMG how corny — and the horrible punctuation!!!!  LOL — An now there is this new one — truckers are VERY patriotic.

PLEASE KEEP THIS TRUCK MOVING AND SHOW OUR SUPPORT!!!
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 9/11 VICTIMS & THEIR FAMILIES ?? ?? ??
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? WE WILL NEVER FORGET ??? ? ?? ??
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TO ALL WHO LOST LOVED ONES AND TO THE HERO’S!!!,GOD BLESS YOU ALL

Oh does it ever end — feel free to send me a corny one and I’ll put it up.