Operation Odyssey Dawn is the gayest name for a war in history — it’s even gayer than The War of the Roses and the Riots At Stonewall.
“We’ll show that dirty fairy that he can’t boss his people around like that,” said fighter pilot Lance “Vogue” LaToosh, when he was asked about Libyan leader Moanmmar Qadafi. “If he wants to run around in Bea Arthur’s old clothes, I’m gonna shott my load on him from my jet, and I have a big torpedo to do it with, honey!
Anyway — the name is really really gay.
