Ken Jennings, Jeopardy’s huge prize winning superstar was caught having sex with the trivia robot known as Watson. Jenning’s was snagged by a security guard at ABC studios as he quickly pulled up his pants while wiping Watson’s screen with Windex and a few Bounty paper towels.
“He didn’t even use a condom,” said the smooged Watson. “I like a good time as much as the next trivia nerd, but I don’t like the facial money shots. I did not sign up for that when I first had to fuck Alex Trebeck to get this fucking job.”
The game show world is bathed in sex and scandal and this recent revelation comes as no surprise to TheDamienZone. It was a well-known fact that Gne Rayburn had sex with Charles Nelson Reilly and Brett Somers after the big match was won by a woman from Van Nuys. Richard Dawson beat off on the threesome to add to the mayhem.
Watson the robot was not happy and he added a few parting shots.
“That little -dicked Mormon fucker didn’t even use a condom and now I have cum all over my circuit boards. This has to stop because I am not yet programed to have orgasms.”