“Lady Gaga Stole My Daughter’s Soul”
Anyway, this lady Yana Morgana is seeking the rights to release dozens of songs her daughter Lina recorded with Gaga before committing suicide at the age of 19 in 2008. Mourning has been especially difficult for Morgana, as Gaga is a constant reminder of her daughter, who is said to have inspired the artist’s penchant for wigs, thigh-high boots and a dark, tortured persona. No other performer in history has worn wigs and boots except for Nancy Sinatra and she was possessed by the ghost of Sharon Tate until her father had that ghost whacked out by two guys from Reno.
“I take an oath to do no harm,” said Dr, Peter Johnson of the Bervely Hills Activia Hermaphrodite Clinic. “But Lady Gaga is possessed by the ghost of a dead girl and I can’t put my karma in that kind of jeopardy. I like to treat tranny’s and intrasexuals and transexuals, but ghosts, well ghosts are where I draw the line — especially when they have been stolen by a hermaphrodite.
The most bewildering aspect of the alleged persona stealing is that Gaga landed on the mainstream music scene just one month after Lina’s death. “It was the same style, the same look, the same music, the same voice, the same jaw line — the way they expressed themselves so equally untalentedly,”
Lina’s ex-boyfriend, Charles Schwab, tells the Post about seeing the ‘Just Dance’ video for the first time. “And I was like, ‘Is that Lina’s miniature penis?’ It was so, so shocking. It was like looking at a ghost — especially the parts where you could see that she had a penis and a vagina just like Gaga, except Gaga’s penis is a whole lot bigger.
And this isn’t just a case of gold-digging, either. Morgana has asserted she has no plans to take this to court, but merely wants the music released and, in turn, for Gaga to let go of Lina’s soul.
TheDamienZone.com is begging Lady Gaga to give the girl’s soul back. What’s wrong with you, Gaga! Bad girl! Go sit — no — sit! Okay, now beg. Awwww. Who’s a good girlie!!! Who’s a good girlie!!!!