Steven Slater converts to Judaism – goes to work for El Al.

“God forbid I should make a nickel,” said airline steward Steven Slater aftera  recent conversion to Judaism got him a job as a flight attendant with El Al.

When asked about his new life and new job, Steven was bitchy.

“Honey, ” he said as he boarded the plane in Tel Aviv, “these curls are a bitch to maintain.”