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WARDEN FEARS, “PHIL SPECTOR COULD BLOW OUT OF PRISON IN SPRINGTIME”
Warden Humhphrey Chiztoner had stated publicly that additional security measures have been installed around convicted […]
CLAY AIKEN GETS HIS SWEATER CIRCUMSIZED — ANGERS RABBI.
“It was getting all hot and sticky and cheesy under there, y’all, so I went […]
UFO’S IN CHINA — Man abducted.
WHILE LISTENING TO THE MELODY EMITTED BY A UFO AND WATCHING THE SKIES IN AWE, […]
HONEYMOONERS STAR JOYCE RANDOLPH ANNOUNCES BID FOR PRESIDENCY IN 2014.
Joyce Randolph, known to TV lovers as Trixie Norton, the always patient wife of Ed […]
“NEW JERSEY GUIDO KILLED IN SHARK ATTACK” Could that be a headline this summer?
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, THAT DUMP ON THE JERSEY SHORE THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE HOME […]
OKSANA GRIGORIEVA IS A CARPETBAGGING, MONEY GRUBBING, FORMER SOVIET DIRT BAG.
Mel Gibson‘s ex-gal pal thinks “it’s terrible” that tapes she secretly recorded of the star’s racist […]
THE CHEVROLET “VOLT” IS A HOAX.
LINE UP WANNA-BE HIPPIES AND MISFITS WITH DISPOSABLE INCOME BECAUSE CHEVY HAS THE CAR FOR […]