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JOY BEHAR – THE DUMBEST WOMAN IN AMERICA.

    “Saints were psychotic and advances in modern medicine have essentially wiped them off the planet.” This is a quote from that old, sagging  sack of shit Joy Behar.  It was made on a show that is still watched by a lot of housewives and forty-five year old plus  guys who still like to go shopping with their mothers. Normally I don’t care about religious stuff because people either believe or they do not, but if you do not believe

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SCIENTISTS CLAIM, “JACK LALANNE’S ONE PIECE JUMPSUIT IS KEEPING HIM ALIVE.”

  TESTS PERFORMED ON JACK LALANNE’S FUTURISTIC JUMPSUITS AT THE MAYO CLINIC  HAVE PROVEN THAT THE 97 YEAR OLD FITNESS GURU’S UNUSUAL ATTIRE IS THE SECRET TO HIS LONGEVITY. “We were able to determine that the material that makes up the blue jumpsuit works as a fully functionally kidney,” said Dr, Leon Hunch of the Mayo Clinic’s department of nephrology.  “Mr. Lalanne can wear the blue suit until it starts to smell like piss and then he must change into the dark brown

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GEORGE STEINBRENNER — Satan is a free agent.

BECAUSE HE IS DEAD, PEOPLE SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT THIS GUY WAS A ROTTEN SON OF A BITCH.  WHY ALL THE MAUDLIN SENTIMENT?  HE NEVER DID ANYTHING TO BENEFIT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF.   IF YOU KNEW HIM YOU WOULD HATE HIM.  HE WAS A CHEAP, LYING, WHEELING AND DEALING JERK-OFF. NOW HE PROBABLY THINKS HE CAN GO TO GOD AND BROKER A DEAL — MAYBE TRADE LUCIFER FOR BEELZEBUB.  FUCK HIM — THROW THE DIRT ON THIS SACK OF SHIT — IT’S

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FIDEL CASTRO – EVEN KITTY CARLISLE WOULD HATE HIM. DIE ALREADY!

It pains me to make the comparison because Kitty was nice, but even she’s had enough of him.  WILL THE REAL FIDEL CASTRO PLEASE……….DIE! A relaxed and lucid Fidel Castro returned to the limelight Monday after years spent largely out of public view, discussing world events in a raspy voice in his most prominent television interview since falling seriously ill four years ago.    Officials knew at the start of the interview that something was amiss when there were three Fidels

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LINDSAY LOHAN’S NEW LAWYER IS REALLY GOING TO PISS OFF THIS JUDGE.

LINDSAY LOHAN DIDN’T GET A BAD LAWYER, THE LAWYER GOT A BAD CLIENT.  THIS IS ALL STARTING TO LOOK VERY FRANCES FARMER-ISH.   THE FAULT LIES WITH LINDSAY, HER  PARENTS AND THAT RONSON FAMILY OF CELEBRITY SEEKING PARASITES. BASICALLY THE WHEELS  OF SELF-DESTRUCTION GOT INTO HIGH GEAR WHEN THAT SVENGALI, LESBIAN PARASITE SAMANTHA RONSON AND HER SCUMMY FAMILY WORMED THEIR WAY INTO LINDSAY’S WORLD IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE CAREERS FOR THEIR UNTALENTED SELVES.  WHY DOES THIS GIRL SURROUND HERSELF WITH

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NUTRACEUTICAL and MACROBIOTIC are fake words. The unhappy truth about JJ VIRGIN, her qualifications, and the fraud that is called “Holistic Medicine.”

Don’t be scammed by people like JJ Virgin. If you have cancer you need to eat, and if you have terminal cancer, you need to eat whatever you want and as much of it as you want. There are no such things as a nutraceutical or macrobiotric diets. They are scams.

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MASSA’S IN THE COLD COLD GROUND — The Senator Robert Byrd Funeral.

I bet if you open that casket, he’s wearing a white sheet. But, they’re giving him quite a send-off. Who is going to sing “Massa’a In The Cold Cold Ground” at the burial?

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ABERCROMBIE & “ITCH” — Bedbugs run amuck in the Male Nipple Fetish store.

  Abercrombie & Fitch Co. , the male nipple fetish store,  said Friday that it closed a second store in New York due to a bed bug infestation.  They might change their name to Abercrombie & Itch, but a spokesman was yet unsure. The preppy teen clothing seller that loves to show male nipples  said it closed a Hollister store on Thursday in the SoHo neighborhood of New York. That location is expected to open at 10 a.m. on Saturday.

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