“Saints were psychotic and advances in modern medicine have essentially wiped them off the planet.” This is a quote from that old, sagging sack of shit Joy Behar. It was made on a show that is still watched by a lot of housewives and forty-five year old plus guys who still like to go shopping with their mothers. Normally I don’t care about religious stuff because people either believe or they do not, but if you do not believe
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TESTS PERFORMED ON JACK LALANNE’S FUTURISTIC JUMPSUITS AT THE MAYO CLINIC HAVE PROVEN THAT THE 97 YEAR OLD FITNESS GURU’S UNUSUAL ATTIRE IS THE SECRET TO HIS LONGEVITY. “We were able to determine that the material that makes up the blue jumpsuit works as a fully functionally kidney,” said Dr, Leon Hunch of the Mayo Clinic’s department of nephrology. “Mr. Lalanne can wear the blue suit until it starts to smell like piss and then he must change into the dark brown
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BECAUSE HE IS DEAD, PEOPLE SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT THIS GUY WAS A ROTTEN SON OF A BITCH. WHY ALL THE MAUDLIN SENTIMENT? HE NEVER DID ANYTHING TO BENEFIT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF. IF YOU KNEW HIM YOU WOULD HATE HIM. HE WAS A CHEAP, LYING, WHEELING AND DEALING JERK-OFF. NOW HE PROBABLY THINKS HE CAN GO TO GOD AND BROKER A DEAL — MAYBE TRADE LUCIFER FOR BEELZEBUB. FUCK HIM — THROW THE DIRT ON THIS SACK OF SHIT — IT’S
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It pains me to make the comparison because Kitty was nice, but even she’s had enough of him. WILL THE REAL FIDEL CASTRO PLEASE……….DIE! A relaxed and lucid Fidel Castro returned to the limelight Monday after years spent largely out of public view, discussing world events in a raspy voice in his most prominent television interview since falling seriously ill four years ago. Officials knew at the start of the interview that something was amiss when there were three Fidels
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LINDSAY LOHAN DIDN’T GET A BAD LAWYER, THE LAWYER GOT A BAD CLIENT. THIS IS ALL STARTING TO LOOK VERY FRANCES FARMER-ISH. THE FAULT LIES WITH LINDSAY, HER PARENTS AND THAT RONSON FAMILY OF CELEBRITY SEEKING PARASITES. BASICALLY THE WHEELS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION GOT INTO HIGH GEAR WHEN THAT SVENGALI, LESBIAN PARASITE SAMANTHA RONSON AND HER SCUMMY FAMILY WORMED THEIR WAY INTO LINDSAY’S WORLD IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE CAREERS FOR THEIR UNTALENTED SELVES. WHY DOES THIS GIRL SURROUND HERSELF WITH
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Don’t be scammed by people like JJ Virgin. If you have cancer you need to eat, and if you have terminal cancer, you need to eat whatever you want and as much of it as you want. There are no such things as a nutraceutical or macrobiotric diets. They are scams.
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I bet if you open that casket, he’s wearing a white sheet. But, they’re giving him quite a send-off. Who is going to sing “Massa’a In The Cold Cold Ground” at the burial?
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Abercrombie & Fitch Co. , the male nipple fetish store, said Friday that it closed a second store in New York due to a bed bug infestation. They might change their name to Abercrombie & Itch, but a spokesman was yet unsure. The preppy teen clothing seller that loves to show male nipples said it closed a Hollister store on Thursday in the SoHo neighborhood of New York. That location is expected to open at 10 a.m. on Saturday.
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