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Is Amanda Knox Guilty? I think So — and here is why.

I think that Amanda Knox got away with murder and my reasoning goes far above the simple fact that an Italian court found her guilty and there was evidence that put her at the scene of the crime.   No — I take it a step further. Her guilt became apparent to me as soon when she spoke to reporters only moments after arriving back in the USA.  Her very first words gave away the fact that in my opinion she

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Mark Zuckerberg Kills Helpless Animals With A Knife.

Recently, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg stated that he would no longer eat any meat unless he killed the animal himself.  So now, the stiff no-personality and socially awkward new face of Satan hasdone got himself a huntin’ license — YEE-HAW– and it seems that he recently brought down a bison.  During last week’s F8 (pronounced “fate”), which is Facebook’s annual summit, Zuckerberg showed off his Facebook page with an update about cooking bison burgers. That got people thinking: ‘Did the Facebook mogul actually

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Joshua Fattal and Shane Bauer — Two Misfit Assholes!

Joshua Fattal and Shane Bauer, the two adventuring New Yawkuhs who got themselves holed up in Iran for two years because they are, in my opinion,  attention-starved losers and child-minded douche-bags, are the perhaps the two biggest assholes on the earth at the present time.   The dopey dippy girl, Sarah something or other, who was also with them,  was released one year earlier because the Iranians  got tired of her whining voice.    The other two aforementioned nebbishes say that they were wandering around the peaceful regions of

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Willow — Missing Colorado Cat Found 5 Years Later In New York City.

“I am not one to judge an animal, but her time in New york has turned poor Willow into a nasty street-fighting lesbian and a left wing Deomcrat acitivist.  I hope her family wants her back.  Her same sex lover is a dope addict that she met in an alley and the lesbian cat gay couple are expecting kittens any day.  It’s actually a bittersweet kind of serendipity — and a mess.” [Sheldon Hartunis DVM and Cat Finding Expert] A furry

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Corny and Corniest Facebook Status Update In History.

People are getting sick of Facebook status updates that are corny or sappy and sentimental — but this one is going around and it is by far the corniest Facebook update in history.    If someone you know has this as a status update — DROP THEM!   They are a moron. Here, for your reading enjoyment, is the corniest facebook status update in history. A college professor stood up on his chair and said “If GOD really exists then knock me

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Biggest Crocodile Ever Caught in Philipines

“This monster crocodile ate Dr. Gonado’s father 40 days ago, but now he has helped to capture his father’s killer with his own hands.  The Gonado family will take the first feces from this crocodile and keep those feces as a memorial to their beloved father.  It would take a crocodile about 40 days to digest a human being so we assume that the first bowel movement this crocodile has in captivity will most likely include just about all that is left of the man

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Muslim Group and Cops Clash At Rye Playland.

“The Muslim woman did not want to ride the ride without her head scarf and that was against the safety rules.  Then all hell broke loose”  [Head Scarf Expert, Sheldon-Gary Hartunis] Amusement park, Rye Playland was shut down Tuesday after cops scuffled with Muslims upset that women wearing head scarves were barred from the rides, witnesses said. Fifteen people, including three women, were charged with disorderly conduct and assault in the chaos, authorities said. The Westchester County park was packed with Muslims celebrating a

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Is Giorgio Tsoukalos A Wild Hair Ancient Astronaut Himself?

Giorgio Tsoukalos’ Mysterious Hair Created By Ancient Astronauts. UPI VIENNA: Doctors at the Austrian Insititute for Ancient Alien Visitation in Vienna have taken hair samples from ancient astronaut expert Giorgio Tsoukalos’ head and determined that Tsoukalos is definitely part human and part alien or part something unknown.  DNA samples suggest a relation to another man who was seen only once on a ski slope in Aspen — a man-creature of some sort who quickly vanished over a mountain top when he realized that

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