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Matthew Todd Miller – Portrait of an American Misfit.

Matthew Todd Miller – Portrait of an American Misfit.   Disclaimer:  If Matthew Todd Miller is really just a spy masquerading as a freak of nature, I hereby withdraw this entire opinion piece. “This numbskull — and I am sure there is a clinical term for what’s actually wrong with him — has returned from a psycho trip to North Korea where he should have been left to eat golden retrievers and rice, but was instead returned home like a conquering

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Kaci Hickox Is a Narcissist? I Think So.

“In my opinion, going to work in West Africa was part of ‘The KACI HICKOX SHOW” — her favorite show in the world.  “If she infects someone, she should be charged with murder. As she is now, she should be charged with reckless endangerment.”  “She demanded to be sent out of New Jersey and now in Maine she refuses to follow the protocol for health care workers returning from West Africa because, in my opinion, she doesn’t really care about human life.  

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Juan Williams Plastic Surgery on Fox News

On the most recent edition of the Fox News program, THE O’REILLY FACTOR. it was readily apparent that Fox contributor and pundit, Juan Williams — formerly of NPR — has had a great deal of plastic surgery. “Juan had an eye job (blepheroplasty) and a brow lift,” said a source close to the FOX CABLE NEWS NETWORK. “Juan has had a bunch of plastic surgery done all at once.  He also had a heavy chemical peel to help hide the

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Kim Jong Un Deposed For Keeping Gay Porn and Male Companions.

Kim Jong Un, the supreme leader of North Korea has been missing from the public eye for over a month.  Seems nobody has seen him since early September when it was reported by the BBC that the portly Dennis Rodman fan was walking with a discernible limp.  He may have had a limp, but was it a limp leg or a limp wrist? Rumors are spreading that Kim Jong Un has been deposed because he was caught hoarding gay pornography from Western Europe and

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Iowa Couple Leaves $100 Tip Because They Want to be Famous.

A bus ride home from the State Home For Iowan Simpletons paid off handsomely for Mackenzie and Steven Schultz when they left a $100 tip to a struggling waiter at a really bad restaurant. “Steven and Mackenzie stopped at the Kozuki restaurant in Cedar Rapids to celebrate their sixth anniversary because in Iowa it is legal for mentally impaired people to get married provided that one of the betrothed has an IQ of 67 or higher.  Luckily Steven’s IQ comes in at 68 and

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Mike The Situation’s Face Mole Getting Worse From Stress.

Assault in a tanning salon, writing bad checks, Federal income tax evasion — it’s all in a day’s work for Mike The Situation Sorentino of MTV’s Jersey Shore.  But, as the jowly faced 30+ something moron waits to hear about his sentencing on all of these various crimes, his get-me-a-paper-bag face is changing from a kinda homely guy with a nice set of guns and abs, to a really fugly, cheeky and jowly guy whose abs and guns have gone

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Identity of Baseball Stealing Woman Revealed…

Identity of Baseball Stealing Woman Revealed… To some people, she is: 1 -“That horrible baseball-stealing woman with the  lipstick lesbian haircut,” 2 – “That square butt-face old hag in ugly white pants and a big bully belt who snatched away a baseball from a child” 3 -“She is the embodiment of evil and greed and selfishness.  She has no soul and she should rot in hell.” Those are only some of the angry accusations that have been hurled at a woman

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Is Joan Rivers on Life Support? Is Joan Rivers dying?

Joan Rivers will probably not survive this and Melissa Rivers (her daughter) will have to make all the decisions until such time that Joan passes away..  This isn’t Melissa’s first tragedy, but she’s up to the task. [Damien LeGallienne]   This is a possible scenario for the truth about Joan Rivers’ current condition as the world waits to hear about the fate of their beloved comedienne.  She will probably hang in there for a few more days and then she will

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