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Who is Monica Thors and Why is Everybody Hating Her?

Finally  — something horrifically newsworthy in the already troubled  sport of harness racing.       MADAM, YOU CUT ME TO THE QUICK — AND THEN SOME. Written exclusively for TheDamienZone.com by David Mattia <—click on his name and read about him.  He’s very smart. Have you ever heard of a woman named Monica Thors?   Odds are that you have not  because she belongs to the widely UNKNOWN and equally UNKNOWING people outside of the racing community wherein she is now looked upon as

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Toni Braxton Black Friday Story is TRUE 100%

Singer, Toni Braxton, was recently blasted by myth-busters and urban legend debunkers when she stated she would not shop on Black Friday.   Braxton mentioned that the origins of the expression Black Friday came from the days of slave auctions — days when auctioneers would sell slaves at a discount. Thank you to  this Hollywood writer for sending us on the right path to truth — click to read his quick bio — he is a smart guy – –> Dave

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Holiday Haters – You’ve Got To Love Them.

David-Damien Mattia :  Reporting for TheDamienzone.com Gobble Gobble and Ho Ho Ho — it’s that time of year again, folks. Whoa!  Before you start stuffing your bird and hanging your cheap, twinkling icicle lights,  please know that this little blog entry is not really “about” Thanksgiving or Christmas, it’s about all the alleged mind-manipulating shopping and big business controversies and ersatz super-greed that gets plopped on your Facebook page every- f***ing-day-of-the-week. “Basically, it’s about the thoroughly unhappy people who happily hate on

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Matthew Todd Miller – Portrait of an American Misfit.

Matthew Todd Miller – Portrait of an American Misfit.   Disclaimer:  If Matthew Todd Miller is really just a spy masquerading as a freak of nature, I hereby withdraw this entire opinion piece. “This numbskull — and I am sure there is a clinical term for what’s actually wrong with him — has returned from a psycho trip to North Korea where he should have been left to eat golden retrievers and rice, but was instead returned home like a conquering

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The Secret Gay Life of U.S. President James Buchanan.

James Buchanan was the 15th President of the USA and he served in office from 1857 until 1861 when he was succeeded by Abraham Lincoln. Buchanan was a bachelor for life, and while living in the White House, his niece was appointed as Official Hostess. Officially, President Buchanan’s fiancee, Ann Coleman,died from grief back in 1819 when James spent more time working at his law firm than courting his devoted — but delicate — betrothed.  Ann’s death was Buchanan’s handy excuse

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Kaci Hickox Is a Narcissist? I Think So.

“In my opinion, going to work in West Africa was part of ‘The KACI HICKOX SHOW” — her favorite show in the world.  “If she infects someone, she should be charged with murder. As she is now, she should be charged with reckless endangerment.”  “She demanded to be sent out of New Jersey and now in Maine she refuses to follow the protocol for health care workers returning from West Africa because, in my opinion, she doesn’t really care about human life.  

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Juan Williams Plastic Surgery on Fox News

On the most recent edition of the Fox News program, THE O’REILLY FACTOR. it was readily apparent that Fox contributor and pundit, Juan Williams — formerly of NPR — has had a great deal of plastic surgery. “Juan had an eye job (blepheroplasty) and a brow lift,” said a source close to the FOX CABLE NEWS NETWORK. “Juan has had a bunch of plastic surgery done all at once.  He also had a heavy chemical peel to help hide the

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Kim Jong Un Deposed For Keeping Gay Porn and Male Companions.

Kim Jong Un, the supreme leader of North Korea has been missing from the public eye for over a month.  Seems nobody has seen him since early September when it was reported by the BBC that the portly Dennis Rodman fan was walking with a discernible limp.  He may have had a limp, but was it a limp leg or a limp wrist? Rumors are spreading that Kim Jong Un has been deposed because he was caught hoarding gay pornography from Western Europe and

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