Leonardo DiCaprio is FAT and UNEDUCATED.
His face and body swollen and bloated from the endless amounts of food that he eats on yachts and private jets, and then processes into methane from his ass, Leonardo DiCaprio, whose limited educational acumen renders him unable to understand his own hypocrisy with regards to the Global Climate Change Hoax, takes a sip from a martini brought to him by a muscular young twink.
DiCaprio’s Wikipedia page ( the home of the gimme $3.00 donation grub ) states that he quit school because he wanted to act and bring in money for his mom. The truth, however, is that Leo, who is now starved for prime rib and porterhouse steaks (from methane farting cattle) was actually starved for attention as a child.
So – lets’s see — FAT and UNEDUCATED — yet he tries to dictate World Politics with regards to climate and whatever else into which he can fit his huge and swollen head.
“If Mr. DiCaprio doesn’t trim down, he will die young,” said Dr. Helen LaVista, a Swiss endocrinologist who is alarmed by what she sees in the shape of Leo’s head and face.
“His arteries are probably clogged far more than his 45 years would suggest. Judging by the enlargement of his head and face, My greatest fear is that he is either suffering from Cushing’s Disease or Pseudo-Cushings from alcohol abuse or perhaps he is on some kind of medication for another disease. Some drugs cause Cushing’s symptoms. His head is really expanding. Like, remember when Jerry Lewis was on meds for his lungs and his head and face got huge. That’s where I am going with this. I have heard that he sweatz a lot, so right there you start thinking of heart or circulatory trouble.”