Manny Ramirez is retiring from Major League Baseball due to “an issue” with drugs, the […]
Month: April 2011
Planned Parenthood Baby Killing Will stop With Government Shutdown.
Good news: If the Federal Government shuts down, a lot of babies that would have […]
Starving Dog Found in Newark Trash Chute.
Doctors say a starving dog that was found discarded and near death at the bottom […]
Iggy Pop is essentially dead.
Iggy Pop is ageless and not sixty-four as American Idol press releases would have you believe. This […]
Will Smith Likes Trannys.
Action movie star Will Smith is at home in front of the camera and he […]
Matt Lauer Will Replace Glenn Beck on Fox News.
“I always knew that Matt was a right-winger,” said Katie Couric from her CBS dressing room […]
Snooki donates her $32,000 Rutgers Paycheck to her New Charity.
Everyone was in an uproar because Snooki got paid more for speaking at Rutgers than […]
Glenn Beck Replacement will be Michael Savage?
It was announced earlier today that Three’s Company costar, Joyce DeWitt, will team up with […]