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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK NORRIS

Chuck Norris
Former “Walker, Texas Ranger” star Chuck Norris turns 71 today! Norris has garnered such a cult following over time that the “Chuck Norris Facts” was created. Here are a few fun “facts” courtesy of  news.com.au and chucknorrisfacts.com.

6.  Chuck Norris has more wigs than Ru Paul’s drag race.  

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

 

1. To be or not to be is irrelevant to Chuck Norris, because he is both.

2. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push up. He pushes the earth down.

3. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

4. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard, just another fist.

5. Chuck Norris does not need Twitter… he is already following you.

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