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Charlie Sheen Celebrates Ash Wednesday.

Charlie Sheen shunned traditional Ash Wednesday Services by becoming a Catholic Priest and putting the ashes on himself.

“My life is like ash spewing from a volcano.  You can’t hold lava in your hand and you can’t hold me, ” said Father Sheen from his rectory in Haiti.

“What’s a priest?  He’s a guy with a collar and a little tray of ashes.  Hey, I can do that, man!”

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