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Ken Jenning’s and Watson are having sex.

Ken Jennings, Jeopardy’s huge prize winning superstar was caught making love to the trivia robot known as Watson.    Jenning’s was snagged by a security guard at ABC studios as he quickly pulled up his pants while wiping Watson’s screen with Windex and a few Bounty paper towels.

“He practiced safe sex,” said the cigarette smoking Watson.  “I like a good time as much as the next trivia nerd, but I like to keep it safe.  I did not sign up for this but I first had tosleep with  Alex Trebeck to get this darn job.”

The game show world is bathed in lovemaking and scandal and this recent revelation comes as no surprise to TheDamienZone.  It was a well-known fact that Gene Rayburn had relations with Charles Nelson Reilly and Brett Somers after the big match was won by a woman from Van Nuys.  Richard Dawson testified against them in an Encino courtroom back in 1975.

Watson the robot was not happy and he added a few parting shots.

“That Mormon guy might be a genius but his bugle’s not big enough to satisfy this robot.  I need Alex Rodriguez I think.

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