Remember back in the old days when the way to get maudlin attention at a […]
Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
ARE THEY KILLING BABY HORSES IN ONTARIO, CANADA?
It has been reported in Ontario, Canada that trotting racehorses are being euthanized at birth because […]
Giorgio Tsoukalos is an ancient astronaut. You should see him shirtless.
Giorgio Tsoukalos’ Mysterious Hair Created By Ancient Astronauts. UPI VIENNA: Doctors at the Austrian Insititute […]
Pauly D is getting FAT. Pauly D Weight Gain alarms diet doctor.
Pauly D, the buff Jersey Shore DJ is getting as fat as a house. He […]
Undecided Films Announces: “Angie Cumming is Coming…”
Undecided Films, LLC announced this week that they are currently in development for an Angie Cumming […]
Why I switched to Geico – A letter from a reader.
Recently a reader sent me a copy of a letter that he had sent to […]
“I’m Christian, Unless You’re Gay” Facebook thing – FAKE! HOAX!
WRITER’S NOTE: THE ESSAY PICTURED ON THE RIGHT IS MY FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT MOCKING THE […]
OLBERMANN FIRED! SENT TO MENTAL HOSPITAL!
Keith Olbermann was gone, a new host had replaced him, and history seemed to have […]