Oh, Hollywood, what big bad movies you make!
They’re calling it The Valley Of The Dolls of horror movies — so bad that it’s good. Yes, and what you thought was Little Red Riding Hood done up in grand style is really the story of a love triangle and a town bothered by a werewolf. They hire extreme over-actor Gary Oldman to rid that town of the werewolf because he is a professional werewolf killer.
Sophisticated movie-goers are howling, as it were, because the movie is deliciously bad! Oh well — Damien, what a big nasty blog you have! The better to mock stupidity with, my dear!