Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!
1. To be or not to be is irrelevant to Chuck Norris, because he is both.
2. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push up. He pushes the earth down.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
4. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard, just another fist.
5. Chuck Norris does not need Twitter… he is already following you.